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Cats, books and sewing machines.

[InsideLoc @insideloc]

Feliz Jagüilín a todo el mundo.

[Lorena translates @LorenaPozoTrans]

@hub_suppor21225 Thank you, Kate. That's very appreciated.

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@AirCanada . I spent more than an hour on the phone only to be said "those places are not available anymore" and to be hung up. How is this possible?

[Lorena translates @LorenaPozoTrans]

@AirCanada. Your 15% promo for Halloween doesn't work. I tried to book YUL-PUJ, YUL-CUN last night, again this morning. Changed dates, destinations and I get an error saying "The destination you selected is not available". 🙄#AirCanada @AirPassRightsCA

[Lorena translates @LorenaPozoTrans]

@YukaApp Bonjour! Je me demandais comment c'est possible que le "latte régulier" contient 17 g de sucre. Est-ce qu'ils ajoutent du sirope de maïs ou riz aux lattes ?

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Yo ya me bajo del barco...

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@sanchezcastejon @territorialgob @DeleGobCataluna Estaría bien que publicarais cosas sin errores ortográficos. Me sangran los ojos.

[Air Passenger Rights @AirPassRightsCA]

Fine for a person "harassing" a Canada goose: $300

Fine for an airline mistreating a Canadian passenger: $0

Did the federal government get its priorities right...?

https://t.co/cudOMLzT5K

[Lorena translates @LorenaPozoTrans]

@cgtcorreosm Envié un paquete de Albacete a Madrid hace dos semanas y aún no ha llegado. Imaginé que se debería a la falta de personal en verano y justo ahora veo este tweet. No entiendo que haya dinero para cosas superfluas y no para un servicio básico y ensencial como Correos.

[Lorena translates @LorenaPozoTrans]

@tuitsdegabriel No todos los héroes llevan capa.

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@insideloc Ahora todo se completa. La faena, el formulario, el proceso. En fin.

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@geoestratego https://t.co/0z6YOKaETu

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@tuitsdegabriel Yo me pregunto a dónde van la barbaridad de impuestos que se pagan.

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@andreagtransl8s Pan para hoy y hambre para mañana.

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@insideloc No me canso de decir que esto es lo que hay que hacer. Al final, si los que hacemos el trabajo nos mantenemos firmes, no tienen otra escapatoria que pagarnos lo que consideramos digno y justo por nuestro esfuerzo.

[Gabriel Cabrera @tuitsdegabriel]

Un cliente necesita contratar los servicios de intérpretes de lengua de signos española para interpretar por videoconferencia. Si te interesa, puedes escribirme por privado.
¿Ayudas con un RT? #ILSE

[Lorena translates @LorenaPozoTrans]

@delcontexto Al menos es sincero y no lo intenta pasar como una traducción hecha por un profesional pero que no tiene sello. 😂😂

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.