Mermaid

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

@Tig3r05 Tastes so different... 😂 I’ll bring you some Tim Tams back so you can see for yourself they are better.

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

@Tig3r05 Tim tams are better and thicker 🐷

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

@Tig3r05 I can’t hear you.... la la la 🙉

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

... You take that back!!!! 😂

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

@Tig3r05 Take it back Mark!!! Take it back!! 😂

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

I wish Jim Halpert was in love with me... 😞

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

Don't disrespect nature. #nature #environment

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

Well I never knew you could #compost your #postItNotes until today. 👍🏼🌏💖

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

It’s me 😂 https://t.co/nY9pM7lEwu

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

Serious issues plaquing the planet we live on and humanity is more interested in watching utter shit like love island. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #IDontBelongHere

[molly-mae @mollymaecosplay]

Girls don’t EVER let any man call you or treat you as an ‘option’. You are NOT an ‘option’. You are a beautiful, vibrant and soulful woman who will be someone’s first CHOICE one day. No hesitation, no maybes. Never fucking settle for being an ‘option’. Miss me with that bullshit.

[Satan @s8n]

Instead of worshipping Me or God you should learn to worship yourself first.

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

@Jaack I might consider watching the show if you were on it. 😂

[Satan @s8n]

Stop fucking killing each other

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Only one species on Earth is so arrogantly alienated from its ecosystem it has to set aside a day just to reluctantly acknowledge it lives on a planet. #EarthDay

[Mermaid @LorentheMermaid]

Those women who purposely feed other people’s cats are blatantly the same women who go around pinching other people’s husbands.
#NoShame #GetYourOwn #WhyIsMyCatGettingSoFuckingFat