Loren Kert-anus

Metalcore, hardcore, and pop punk. Registered ICU Nurse. 30. Old scene kid. The only opinion that matters is my mom’s.

[Loren Kert-anus @Lorenzo_Slow]

Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever gotten spin-kicked in the face at a Knocked Loose show before

[Loren Kert-anus @Lorenzo_Slow]

@FearlessRecords SLC baby

[stef @meritforsadness]

America, play Doomed by Bring Me The Horizon

[Loren Kert-anus @Lorenzo_Slow]

@SOTSPodcast Top tier shit post

[Isaac Hale @caasihale]

It’s Knocked Loose day

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

I’m not arguing Joe Biden is above the law, you’re arguing Donald Trump is.

If you have evidence of a Joe Biden crime then by all means. But we have evidence of Donald Trump’s crimes but you don’t care.

We’re not the same. I’m an American. You’re in a cult.

[mr bovine joni himself @graduatingsteps]

trying to explain the brilliance of PV to my family this thanksgiving

[Lord Of Restocks • Pokemon Alerts • Gaming Deals @LordOfRestocks]

Elon, do you not like Lightning Deals? Why was @LordOfDiscounts suspended???

Black Friday is coming up. @xsupport fix this please.

[Loren Kert-anus @Lorenzo_Slow]

@visibleheavens Spent
SLC Utah
DIY Hardcore

[Sunlight of Astora @SunlightCosplay]

Alright last one for the Bloodborne skate expansion

#bloodborne

[Loren Kert-anus @Lorenzo_Slow]

This is FUCKING nuts

[Loren Kert-anus @Lorenzo_Slow]

@omgwtfroy Better luck next year mate

[self-identified emo artist @ThyArtIsMemes2]

My clean cut 10 year old ass hearing “Animal I Have Become” by Three Days Grace for the first time

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Sen. John Fetterman: "If those jagoffs in the House stop trying to shut our government down, and fully support Ukraine, then I will save democracy by wearing a suit on the Senate floor next week."

[𝕭𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝕴𝖓𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖆𝖓 🇨🇦 @crustaceanfella]

Mikes Hard Lemonade implies the existence of Mikes Flaccid Lemonade

[Mr. Floyd | 🏳️‍🌈 @Its_Mr_Floyd]

Fortnite for people convinced they're more mature than Fortnite players

[mr bovine joni himself @graduatingsteps]

that sphere thing in vegas looks so beautiful at night

[KRUELTY @krueltyjphc]

2.5/10. Tasted like if I tried to get a burger at jail in Japan. Will never visit again