Loretta Keim

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

IM READY FOR SUMMER BUT MY BODY DEFINITELY IS NOT

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Sexist Selfies
http://t.co/Y1Xweey4xR

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

Boys who send goodnight and good morning texts have a special place in my heart ??

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

"RT @LanaDReyCrew: ""You can only have true hate, if you have true love."" - Lana Del Rey"

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

[accidentally cares more about tv shows and fictional characters than education and academic success]

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

"Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad."

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

Girls who wear light colored pants during their period deserve a medal for their bravery

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

tall guys are seriously just 625272% more attractive to me than short guys

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Relationships These Days
http://t.co/9KYIjQ9IRB

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

"I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me."

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

This Is Why We Love Latinas
http://t.co/Tsw8AwuUg3

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

ants are pretty nice for bringing food to their fat mom who lives in the ground

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Pictures That Will Make You Go 'Oh SH*T'!
http://t.co/F8fUGRAxoZ

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

if u wear heels to school i have a few questions: 1. why

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does mocking jay

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

this summers wardrobe colors: ?black ?off black ?pastel black ?blue black ?warm-toned black ?light black ?dark black ?very dark grey

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

"by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it's nighttime"

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

homework to do: hella homework I've done: negative hella

[Loretta Keim @LorettaKeim]

at least tomorrow is Friday ??