Mayor Lori

Parody account of the Completely Checked-out 56th Mayor of the City of Chicago

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@evitaduffy_1 @bdomenech How was working for Sean the incel looking dude? And Mollie Donuts too

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@SenRonJohnson The doofus of the senate

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@DanProft @FBIDirectorKash

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@SecVetAffairs Yeah um, all you had to say was:
“we send our condolences to the Pretti family”

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@julie_kelly2 Your cult leader was convicted of 34 felonies, but I’m guessing you don’t think murdering him would be acceptable punishment.

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@HowardMortman What happened to her Karen haircut?

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@megynkelly Megyn, who was so unlikable she couldn’t make it on daytime tv

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@JeanneIves A J6 protestor that you supported pardoning.

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@CWBChicago I love CWB but cmon, let’s argue about uh - extrajudicial killings of US citizens (eg, an ICU nurse who works at the VA) over semantics. Yes, the latter matters. But probably not today.

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@megynkelly @realDonaldTrump Megyn was so unlikable she couldn’t make it on NBC

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@LauraLoomer Trump himself doesn’t even fantasize about it

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@JackPosobiec I mean we get it - Jack has to make a living somehow, and getting up from knees on the ground in front of Trump just won’t pay the bills

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@JackPosobiec Embarrassing.

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You won’t see people on the right celebrating the horrific murder of Rob Reiner and his wife

Compare to the Left’s reaction to Charlie Kirk’s murder

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@Craftmastah @HowardKurtz @MZHemingway @BrendanCarrFCC @AnnieLinskey @rosannascotto Mollie Donuts came up for air?

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@jpodhoretz @RCamposDuffy Pretty sure he’s an incel

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@VP @SLOTUS

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@JonahDispatch Joe Rogan is what a smart person looks like to dumb people

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@FDRLST @seanmdav The doofus of the senate

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@willsommer Joe Rogan is a dumb person’s version of a smart person

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@HowardKurtz @JasonMiller @RepJasonCrow Will Jason be asked about his missing child-support payments?