Lauren Fagen

thots from my hed

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

Name one straight boy who has a house water bottle

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

is it too late for me to join the NHL? It pays well I’m into it

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

chat gpt is for girls and Claude is for boys end of story

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

@bmantraffic Thank you! 4h15m for me from start of exodus sign to main road out. 12:36pm-4:50pm, out just now

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

Put me on love island senior citizens

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

Sstarbucks should be free for girls

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

@kanyewest You’re welcome kanye

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

Every day I hope that @SUBWAYCanada has cream of mushroom soup I really do

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

I love baby tomatoes so much

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

@Jessslevy Don’t spook me too hard I will fight or flight but Truman show me all you want if that makes sense

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

How do I sign up to be pranked

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

@Jessslevy Yea

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

@BonkGaze Disagerd

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

“My problem actually is that people are OBSESSED with me” - Masonettã

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

Leonardo de Capricorn gives me the Ick

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

Ryan Reynolds is Amy Schumer for boys

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

are you bisexual or Italian

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

@Jessslevy June 21 you have a cursed conception of time

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

If you get pregnant and it’s a boy then you grew a penis inside of u

ewie

[Lauren Fagen @Lorncat]

@adrisnotawesome We have a dog now