Lauren

[Lauren @Lorph_]

First time playing DnD. They said I could be anything. I’m a barbarian fairy toe on a quest for pizza

[Lauren @Lorph_]

Not me placing my card in the little check holder after dinner for the waiter to say “thank you sir” to my male counterpart when picking it up

[Lauren @Lorph_]

@manicpanics Shpongle

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

We've lost 46 transgender or gender non-conforming Americans to violence so far this year—the highest number ever recorded. The fight for equality is far from over, and it's on all of us to stand against bigotry and hate. #TransDayofRemembrance

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

But Trayvon Martin deserved to die because he fought back against an aggressor with no weapon. This is the legacy of white supremacy in action.

[Lauren @Lorph_]

it’s heated bidet season

[Lauren @Lorph_]

@kyledunphy5 Lol what I need more context

[Lauren @Lorph_]

I told russ he has peter griffin arms so he tried to hop the fence and got caught on top of the fence

[Lauren @Lorph_]

@manicpanics

[Bill McKibben @billmckibben]

Seattle has had 3 days over 100F this summer, as many as it had in the entire 20th century.
https://t.co/ddfnCHJWBJ

[Lauren @Lorph_]

*backbends*
“Sorry, I mistook myself for someone who could do a backbeck”

[Lauren @Lorph_]

Is vacuuming the fridge lazy, ingenious, or both?

[charlie @chunkbardey]

imagine graduating in 2010... proudly wearing your SEN10RS merch... what an exciting time

[Lauren @Lorph_]

Something I’m good at: asking for directions -> nodding like I understand -> getting lost anyway and poking around til I find the destination

[Lauren @Lorph_]

About to plan a honeymoon around this

[Lauren @Lorph_]

Sundays

[Lauren @Lorph_]

While trash walking I picked up a piece of red cloth, then a man asked if I found his wallet. I showed him my bucket, he fished out his red wallet then insisted I take $23 and told me I was a blessing from god. So yeah spring break has been pretty dope

[Lauren @Lorph_]

@jennaconsidine Lmao do we have any pics of that night?? Rip

[Lauren @Lorph_]

@jennaconsidine 3 years ago