Laura

All views & opinions are my own and not of my employer

[Vicky🦩 @mouldyscone]

Andy Burnham: I have fixed the price of fuel, now you can now Google to compare the prices of fuel in your area.

[Laura @Lors_thommo]

Is someone filming the tenants sixes on a camcorder , horrendous .

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The human body wasn’t built to endure Microsoft Teams for this long.

[himanshu. @hihehimanshu]

hyrox is just takeshi's castle for people going through midlife crisis

[emboo 🎃 loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[𝐆 👩🏽‍💻 @Geerelis]

Just coming on here to say yall deadass lying about Aperol Spritz

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[coineanach🍀☭ @ancoineanach]

we don't make enough out of the fact that the English laughed at kilts while they go to the fitba dressed up as the ghost from the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[trash jones @jzux]

if I landed a plane on my own after my teacher killed himself in front of me and they used HIS photo in the news I would find his body and throw it out another plane

[sarah 🇵🇸 @sazza_jay]

we’ve seen more stability from the sugababes line up than we have from british prime ministers of late

[Laura @Lors_thommo]

@JamesLu7980808 @AideMcFarland72 😂😂😂😂

[Laura @Lors_thommo]

@JamesLu7980808 who’s joggies are they though 😂🤯🧐

[Laura @Lors_thommo]

@JamesLu7980808 😂😂 he says he bought them from Tik tok haha @AideMcFarland72

[Fitzy @Fitzy__07]

There are 5.5million people in Scotland

You cannot convince me that there's not somecunt out there better than Grant Hanley.

[Laura @Lors_thommo]

Class 👏🏻

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆

@ScotlandNT @LewisCapaldi

[Laura @Lors_thommo]

Honestly the confidence with which some Americans discuss places they’ve never bothered to learn about should be studied

Europe is a continent, not a country. Hope this helps.

[Chadson @Chadson]

European money is confusing because nobody makes any money and yet they can also seemingly afford to spend a month in the US renting cars and staying in hotels.

[. @liamcsc]

This hypermoralistic stuff is really tiresome.

We love the IRA, Hamas, 66 died, we'll sing about Jimmy Bell & Walter Smith, but let's pearl clutch over someone taking a career opportunity in Israel.

Your morals have ran wild.

[Joanna Cherry KC @joannaccherry]

Don’t be fooled. Nicola Sturgeon (wife) is not being held responsible for her husband’s crimes. As leader of the party she is being called to account for her deliberate frustration of the legitimate scrutiny which might have revealed those crimes. The distinction is 💯 clear.

[Laura @Lors_thommo]

@1joharrington @Ruth_E_Hill @WestLondonWomen They need to do an early year update now it’s in the new tax year as the payroll is closed for last year so can’t be correct this way but the employer is still responsible for the EYU