Janey B 🇮🇱

Wife, mother, Rockin Oma, entrepreneur, restaurateur, options trader, after market pool floater, politically homeless. Not a Jew but I stand with Israel!

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@UniqueImagesAus I’ve got a 2013. Still runs like a dream

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how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@aas_ker The gym

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@bb_delilah3 No it is seriously upsetting. She needs some help fast

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@Eleanorzex It already is DS

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@mariathies12 Laugh

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@CFCHassan_ You forget Yash letting Drew have the POV

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@maximusmom13 Not so fast

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@AndreD40141985 Go to the gym. Start easy. It gets you out of the house, you will develop buddies, and it is healthy. You are not too old to start. Just start easy

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@chaesmarts Thank the witch that cursed it!

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@LinusEkenstam This is ridiculous. You will never get anywhere being lazy and unproductive.

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@LinusEkenstam This is ludicrous. I am thankful to be an American. While days off for a sick child is wonderful and should be a part of our policies. 120 days per parent is ridiculous.

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@madelinekiyoko The other houseguests were watching the competition from the living room. Did they turn it off when it was just the two of them?

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@Okie_Patriot46 I love it! You forgot staying up all night and still getting dressed, commuting and putting in an 8 hour day! Only to return home, have a second wind and going out again!

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@CrazyVibes_1 It happens in every generation. I saw it with my mom’s generation, my boomer generation and now with X.

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@savannahlouieTV They really didn’t have much choice. He and Taylor would have been severely handicapped without Dee. Now they have a threesome, maybe a foursome.

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@thequeenofrust Hah!

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@thequeenofrust Seems like every sentence starts with I.

[Janey B 🇮🇱 @Lorsoptions]

@daynaabb28 I think everyone already knows this…