The Pest

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

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A lazy procrastinator is really just a philosopher... But only so long as you think about it hard enough.

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@tomdelonge If you could cover any Disney song, what would it be and then, would you please?

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@realDonaldTrump Make this happen and you will have proven to me you care about our voice much as you claim you do. https://t.co/EN9SAqxk3n

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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason.

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The whole world is one big dick measuring contest.

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I'm sleeping in the gallows that I chose.

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All the devils that you don't know can all come along for the ride.@againstme

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@newfoundglory Baby rock'n out to NFG, https://t.co/pfyaKlMksL

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@AzLeeshy Not only did I make the notion, but I second yours also. Coca-Cola is king!

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"And upon this rock, I will build my church."

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I just saw the new 'Purge' and was thinking, 'Make America Great Again', that ones on the house. @realDonaldTrump

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@TheEllenShow should give me a million dollars because she is my hero & I really need it, like seriously. #RandomAwesomeDeed4SomeoneInNeed

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I'm gonna' trip the light and break the night.

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@markhoppus The good ol' days with Tom, y'know, when Blink was still Blink, not just Plus 44 ft. Matt Skiba. Get back together for the kids!

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Say what you will but, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi. There IS a difference and it's not up for debate.

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@Adamthewoo Doesn't know it yet but, I'm following him, don't look behind you. I want an autograph and for you to put a baby in me.

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I can tell stories that other people cannot. At least in the end, I'll have that. My life has never been a dull one.

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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle

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The children love the show but they fail to see the anguish in my eyes..... @marilynmanson

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@kanyewest Seriously man, loan me a million dollars, I've got some ideas that will change the world.