DedF1sh

NOW PLEASE— HEAR WHAT I HEAR

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

@NotInkling “Look I don’t know how it works for living people, you just said you wanted it so I delivered. No offense, you’re hard to shop for.”

shrug. She’s kind of a

F1sh out of water

when it comes to shopping for people.

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

Handing her a very fancy bottle. Oh, F1sh. Don’t.

”Be careful.”

[Stella @NotInkling]

"It's my birthday mother fuckers! You all better show up for a couple of drinks or something! Ya gotta do me at least this one thing on my birthday! Like come on! You only turn 23 once!"

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

@NotInkling “I’m sanitized. Literally I can’t, it’ll— all it does is shut me down. Chemical interactions or something.”

Crossing her arms. She said “be careful“ as a gentle, caring reminder.

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

//it’s been 3 days now

@TwitterSupport where are you?? I cannot upda, and others can’t as well.

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

The more time passes the more this feels like a mockery. I AM LITERALLY STRANDED ON THE WEB BROWSER. MINE DOESN’T JUST NOT LOAD REPLIES AND PROFILES, I CAN’T EVEN TWEET.

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

//Chirp gives me a headache. Using the web browser (what I’m forced to use now) is literally painful. I rely on the older version of the app.

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

//What if we can’t update? What then?

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

FIRST I HAVE TO USE THE TWITTER WEBSITE BECAUSE THE APP BROKE, NOW DISCORD IS DOWN???

[Is Discord Down? @IsDiscordDown]

Discord is down.

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

Ok, logged into F1sh on here. I’m really sick of this error.

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

She’s come to make an announcement

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

What a normal profile photo

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

SEE???? NOT EVEN TODD KNOWS WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

Alright campers! Today’s challenge is to figure out why this radiates F1sh vibes

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

The Chattering Lack Of Readable Vibes

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

// *passes the torch*

[Saphi "Eight" Politan @SaphiOcto]

// Splatoon lore: 'look at the funny squid, so cute!'

Splatoon ocs:

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

“10,000th tweet. That’s almost a tweet for every test subject.”

F1SH BE CAREFUL, THE FOURTH WALL-

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

“Yes. Be grateful for the knowledge I have bestowed upon you. We sanitized don’t speak often.”

But when they do, they don’t shut up.

[DedF1sh @LostDJFish]

“See I was gonna go on a rate about how it’s a critique of capitalism but no one is wants to hear that from a zombie DJ and I’m preachy enough so.”

//slow reverb go brbrbrb