Football Lost & Found

Football lost and found • Satire Account

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Item #008: Arsenal’s Title Hopes
Status: Bottled.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

A chance to turn the page quickly on Wednesday night.

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@TouchlineX

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@CiscoRMCF 'Had' ❌
'Have' ✅

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@JoanGarciaFCB1 @Asensii20

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@MadridXtra Evra:

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

You can’t make this shit up anymore.

Arne Slot HATES Chiesa. 😭
https://t.co/2v1tl3UuC7

[Hassan @GreatWhiteNueve]

Arbeloa asked Rodrygo to do the same thing he did against Man City but it's 2026

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@cagiago_ Hello

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UPDATE: Item #004 (the rapist) has been KNOCKED OUT of the UEFA Champions League…

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Item #004: Mason Greenwood
Status: Rapist

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@TheHateCentral on the same points as ‘Kairat Almaty’

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@TheHateCentral

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@YashRMFC

[ThatMadridGuy @thatmadridguy__]

This is a warning to each and every one of you that Vinicius is starting to smile. It could be over for y’all.

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Item #017: The entire fucking Real Madrid squad, coaching staff, and board.
Status: What the fuck

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@TheHateCentral Do asencio, tchouameni, saddam huijsen

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Item #016: Saddam Huijsen
Status: Absolute DOGSHIT 💩

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Item #015: Franco Mastantuono
Status: MISSING ❌💩

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Item #014: Aurélien Tchouaméni
Status: MISSING 👻❌

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@Zanies07 @23SevenHQ

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Item #014: Joan García
Status: 🤐🤐