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I have a black belt in Kung Fuckery

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@IndianaMSOC What field will the game be played on? Or is it being played inside on an Event Center field?

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@BrendanSchaub @amburlynn_xx ‘Boomer Remover’

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Hey @ArtDecider

[@philjamesson.com on bsky @PhilJamesson]

me (handing over briefcase): it's all there

shady guy: why would you say that? now i feel like it's not all there

me: it is though

shady guy: yeah but now i have to check or ill never be able to go to sleep tonight

me: i hear that haha

shady guy: just how my brain works lol

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@semi_rad This is me but instead of outdoor stuff it’s loading the dishwasher

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Blocked.

[French's @Frenchs]

Would you give #MustardIceCream a try?

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@charliekirk11 A $1.2 mil net worth, for a nearly 70 yr old person, is not rich. Or, if you’d like to consider it rich, it certainly isn’t wealthy.

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For the Never Trumpers, remember: it’s a good thing the President didn’t collude with Russia. No matter how much you might dislike the guy, you shouldn’t want him to have broken the law.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you Rep. @Jim_Jordan!

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Gang! @TheoVon

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I’ll humbly accept second place for Father of the Year 2019

[NBC10 Philadelphia @NBCPhiladelphia]

A father chased after a car thief who stole a vehicle with two of his three children inside and then beat him to death with help from bystanders, police said: https://t.co/OybBGDtX1v

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More like AntiFugly, amirite

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It’s important that on occasion I get a very clear reminder of how insignificant I am.

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Wherein I find myself rooting for @tedcruz

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Ok, Mr. Mayor. You want talk “facts.” Great. Fact 1: a conservative journalist was violently assaulted by ANTIFA thugs on the streets of your city. Fact 2: you said “I support the Portland Police Bureau’s decision not to intervene.” Fact 3: you have a pattern of withdrawing...1/2

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

When you say #cancelstudentdebt, you’re saying a minority of people who had the advantage of obtaining a degree should have their debt paid off by hardworking taxpayers, 2/3 of whom don’t have degrees themselves, or already paid their own student debt off.

This is immoral.

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@RubinReport

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@SRG1080 @YosemiteNPS Just got back from our first trip to @YosemiteNPS (also from Midwest) and it lived up to the hype! Make sure to do Vernal/Nevada Falls via Mist trail and back on JMT; and to see the Giant Sequoias at Mariposa Grove. Stunning.

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In 2020 I’ll be voting for whichever candidate promises to ban filming in portrait.

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@McDBoston @Ruminorang @JoeSilverman7 I see your Pipeline, and raise you a Funnel

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@gmiller @RubinReport Hashtag game strong with this one #Hashtag

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@ConceptualJames @antihero_kate lols I had to repeat that out loud three times just to make sure you got it right