Master Of Shenanigans

'2 Year Nog Guzzling Champ '24/'25!

Just here to participate in Tomfoolery and watch leftist commies melt down.

I don't read DMs.

[Master Of Shenanigans @Lothar0062]

I finally signed up for premium just so I could post my full thoughts on this; congratulations leftist, commie, asshats. I'm putting my money where my mouth is.

We kept telling y'all leave us alone. Don't poke the Gen-X bear. We're awake now mother fuckers. I read my Bible today for the first time in 3 decades in honor of Mr. Kirk. To prepare myself spiritually to fight like I'm already dead and trust God's plan.

I left the Democrat party during Covid over your draconian rules and regulations. Now I'm preparing for what I pray does not come next. If you do take me out, just know that our kids will carry the conservative torch. You've already lost; you're just too arrogant to see past your dick measuring over your degrees & titles. The kids loved Charlie Kirk, and you took him from his children, wife, and us. Gleefully like the soulless demons you are.

You've been preparing sure and we will not underestimate you. But you opened a Pandora's box in Gen-X that you will beg to close post haste if SHTF.

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

You have woken up GEN X

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Nailed it. 💯

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Feel the cultural shift?

The Left demonized Patriotism as racist.
The Left demonized Masculinity as toxic.

They did this so people would be afraid to fight back and men were weak.

So they could destroy America.

But due to President Trump…

Patriotism is cool again.
Masculinity is celebrated.

America is getting back to being America.

The Left are the unhappy miserable outcasts and everyone sees it.

It started with USA Hockey and Jimmy’s Famous Seafood.

Then Trump making DC monuments beautiful.

Then Team SpaceX launches in front of American flags.

Then the US National Team standing proudly during the anthem.

Now UFC at the White House in its full patriotic glory.

Pure unapologetic Masculine Patriotism.

They might seem like little things.

But they’re not.

Winning the Culture War will lead to saving America.

And America must be saved.

Save America to save the West.

[Kostas Moros @MorosKostas]

California claims its voting is super secure, but when it comes to buying a gun they be like "no you can't use voter registration to prove residency, are you crazy? We don't actually check that shit!"

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

What's happening in LA is extremely abnormal. How did Spencer Pratt go from a 77% chance of advancing to now a 0.5% chance?

California is now blocking the Feds from checking into the election.

Prior to the election in May, Governor Newsom signed SB 73. This law, effective immediately before the June 2 primary, prohibits unauthorized access, disruption, modification, or seizure of voter rolls, voter lists, or certified voting technology by law enforcement (including federal agents) without a court order or specific state election law investigation.

GIVE THE PEOPLE TRANSPARENCY

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

If you're confused about how this NUMBNUTZ got 81 MILLION votes in 2020 even though no candidate has done it before or since...

Go take a look at what's happening in California right now and it'll clear things up for you.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Governor candidate Steve Hilton just revealed the stunning reality of California fraud: They ALLOW mail-in ballots to BACKDATE by HAND so they can be counted late, and not invalid

"It's NOT just the postmark. YOU CAN HAND-WRITE THE DATE!"

"Just to be really clear: you can BACKDATE YOUR BALLOT."

"BY HAND."

"And it will be counted."

"That's how insane this system is."

This is MADNESS!! 🤯

BILLY BUSH: "That is OUTRAGEOUS."

@hotmicsbilly

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

I finally found an issue that the left and right can agree on.

No more Flock cameras.

No more mass surveillance.

We didn't consent to this.

We refuse to give up a little liberty for your so called safety.

You can stick your mass surveillance cameras right where the sun don't shine.

We're a Free country and we'll defend freedom at all costs.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Over the last 20 years…

Elections decided on Election Night:
Republicans: 52%
Democrats: 48%

Elections decided AFTER Election Night:
Republicans: 20%
Democrats: 80%

This is totally insane.

Nothing to see here…

[Master Of Shenanigans @Lothar0062]

💯. The perfected it in major US cities over decades before the really used it in 2020. You don't hate your corrupt government enough.

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Remember:

The very purpose of mail-in ballots, no-ID laws, ballot harvesting and ballot drop boxes is to make it virtually impossible to prove widespread fraud while widespread fraud nevertheless routinely occurs.

[Master Of Shenanigans @Lothar0062]

RINO Republicans benefit from the same corrupt system. Hence their apathetic effort to fix the system. We should have listened to George Carlin years ago. "It's one big club, and you ain't in it."

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Can you imagine what would happen if a batch of mail-in ballots arrived a few days after an election and 100% of them went to the Republican candidate?

Democrats would be screaming from the rooftops "stolen election" across the country, demanding federal investigations!

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 JUST IN — Independent Journalist Nick Shirley says he has IDENTIFIED the man who threatened to KILL him in broad daylight.

CAIN: "Have we found out? Who is this man?"

SHIRLEY: "Yeah, I have found out who this man is; he's actually an immigration LAWYER here in NYC, down by Chinatown."

"Like he said, he is VERY well known in left-wing organizations, if you show his face."

"I have a buddy who has said that he's threatened his life as well."

👏🏽 @nickshirleyy

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Catherine Austin Fitts: "We don’t have a financial problem - we have a bank robbery." 55 trillion stolen by Washington DC since 2008, 21 trillion of that funneled into DUMBs

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

With a few more days of harvesting and printing fake ballots, Democrats will miraculously “come from behind” (pun intended), and win the governor’s race and the Los Angeles mayor’s race. It is bold-faced cheating, rubbed in the faces of California citizens with giddy glee.

And it will keep happening until we stop taking it.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

If your country has enough money to give money to other countries, your taxes are too high.

[bald liberty @freedombunkr]

How they rig elections in California:

They count all the ballots.

They stop and look at the results

If the Democrats have won, they announce the win.

If the Democrats lose, they print just enough Democrat votes to win, and then announce the win.

Then they destroy all of the ballots, leaving no evidence.

This has been going on for decades.

[Tactical Wisdom @DolioJ]

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate.

To the rest: There is a limit to where you can push a good man.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

The Republicans can’t find 51 votes to secure American elections while the Democrats can find millions of votes to steal American elections.

Sickening.

[One Bad Dude @OneBadDude_]

The longer it takes California to count the votes the worse the left did in the election.

If they had actually won they would be finished on day one.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Every athlete I meet with brand deals

"Sean you would make way more money if you didnt talk"

Would I like a few more million? Sure but then id be a limp dick commie... Im good... 🇺🇸 vs$$$

It will always be 🇺🇸