Lothlyyn

Garden Whisperer • Polly Pocket owner • President of ’Charles in Charge’ Fan Club

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The thing about being a night owl is if you text anyone they think it’s a booty call

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I’m CPR certified but she was ugly

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@h3h3productions quit FUCKING sniffing. It’s been several weeks, you aren’t still sick. I try to watch and have to immediately turn it off because you won’t quit fucking sniffing. Unwatchable @_Starkilla

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Well, I guess if Siri voice text understands me then I’m not too drunk to drive… ammirite?

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@ThreeDailey American eagle

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What a piece of BASTARD

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Fuck it, https://t.co/S2Vm25fLWA is a dating app as far as I’m concerned

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@buffys Taught me how to use herbs to heal myself without pharmaceuticals

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I hate how you can’t have someone go to the bathroom for you

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I pay child support to n compliments

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How did I just now put together that Amy Winehouse died of alcoholism and her last name was WINEHOUSE

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Why do hick trucks take longer than any other mf in the drive thru

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@itsNICKSNIDER Lolol not guilty with a body cam and blood test???

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If you had grand master chess player parents growing up? Fuck you

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@Eugenia_Cooney So sorry about what your family has done to you. Poor girl

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Dead moth in the flame, unexpected wick. A fire untamed will make you sick.

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@itsNICKSNIDER No FUCKIN way

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Inward sounds like N word

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My IG feed is filled with cocaine tattoo puns for absolutely no reason

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Doing laundry < wearing ugly clothes