Name McNamerson

Former woodblock maestro for Sufjan Stevens. Serious inquiries only

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

*Evening news intro music plays* Good evening everyone, I'm Hank Bladder. Coming in with a hot story tonight: could those strange memes you've been sharing on Facebook been interfering with job opportunities? Some surveys say yes Kevin, you ungrateful disappointment please lea

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Let’s all take a beat & internalize this quote from the transcendent James Baldwin: “I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.”

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

So crazy that @elonmusk is headlining Coachella this year.

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

Boogie Wonderland has the best bridge of all time and I will fight your great uncle to defend it.

[dan volchok @danvolchok]

Buddy I'll banish you to the shadow realm faster than you can say what the fuck r u talkin about

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

@danvolchok Actually laughed / 10

[Shawn Desman @DaRealSD]

25yrs of doing this 🎤🎤🎤
📷 @samb.photo

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

I dunno. I feel like I should have said “have a good night” back to the gas station cashier, but then again, I also feel like “sweet dreams my sweet golden prince” was more suited to the moment.

[Joseph Sutton @BadmanBegins]

It would seem a decision was made to make the Narcos subtitles more UK-friendly by replacing all usage of 'ass' with 'arse'. Anyway, this just happened.

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

@sarah_johnsen You’re strong. I would have just eaten the document.

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

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[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

@DaveThiel *map to scale

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

@CodyHoffman77 You’re an inspiration! What are your secrets?

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

All cats have moustaches

[david @_elvishpresley_]

[before "bless you" was invented]

Stranger: *sneezes*

Bystander: hey fuck u pal

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

Guitar beard dweeb https://t.co/1jfGjC7HD3

[brendan murphy @brendan905]

2018: decent start https://t.co/ogBVyUNLBO

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

Is a movie trailer for a movie that doesn't exist just a movie itself?

[Name McNamerson @lotsofgreek]

I believe in the revolutio but I also use an excessive amount of paper towel

[wint @dril]

my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat