Lottie 🦦

25 year old going through a permanent existential crisis.
Teacher in training and part-time chicken cooker.

She/her

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

I'm starting a new thread called #outofcontextjake in which I will tweet quotes by Jake without context (obviously)

[🕷️ @retjcent]

thank you #heartstopper for giving us nick nelson. for giving bisexual people such healthy representation. to see him figure himself out, understand he is bi and tell his mum on his own terms in his own time and for her to just hug him

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

Lml

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

[LADbible @ladbible]

The fact that elephants understand what a joke is, is incredible 😮 https://t.co/zLolh6LTOh

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

@doddleoddle ❤❤❤❤

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

@doddleoddle

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

Thank you, @doddleoddle, for spending 2609 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/om8qxx0ELw

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

Today I taught my class the song "One Night One Moment" from the nativity movie for our school nativity and honestly it made my heart soar when they all sang it without me. The cutest thing in the entire world. So so proud of them 🥺🥲🥰

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

I just finished watching #maid on @NetflixUK and I am in floods. Probably the best Limited Series I've ever seen. It's so heart-wrenching and emotional. If you haven't watched it yet, please please please do!

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

All facebook sites being down during a pointless 1.5 hr long meeting was not ideal for me...

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

I got home and found that Jake had turned on the heating and I am SO happy!!! 😊😊😊

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

This October half term I get to go home home for the first time since Christmas 2019. This will be the first time since moving into this house that I will have slept anywhere else. Covid is mental...

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

A man just asked me what college I go to....
Sir, I am 25 next month...

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

@DerrenBrown So excited!! Been waiting for a year and a half for this!!

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

Shopping for teacher clothes is hard. Everything is either too short, too see-through or has too many holes in

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

"It's amazing what you can fit up your bum innit" - tommy rogers

[Lottie 🦦 @LottieMlstr]

@___bethan I would be fUMING

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Learning to live with the virus is much like learning to live with this Tory Government…

An endless threat to your welfare thanks to idiots that think it’s harmless

[Lauren Nolan @Moonfacemum]

Years ago on the tube my Japanese friend popped a mask on. I asked her why, she said she had a bit of a cold and didn't want to pass it on. It wasn't political, it wasn't an attack on her freedom. Just a courtesy to her fellow passengers. Why can't it be that simple? #MaskUp