Lou Lauer

You are supposed to insert your witty comment or say how wonderful you are right here. I am neither, thus the lack of words.

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@markmartin People wanting to buy land that we own. As relentless as health care sharks.

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Who the hell is the @NASCARSanDiego official making these calls? Wasting laps before finally calling a red flag to repair the manhole cover. Should have been a no-brainer immediate call instead of wasting more laps.

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@jeff_gluck If each non-straight portion of a racetrack is considered to have 2 turns in it (road courses excluded) then,by that logic, Pocono has 6 turns.

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@jeff_gluck I saw it as Yes on top, No below. Perhaps the AI bots are using the results in live time to put the one with a higher percentage on top?

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Today's #NASCAR #AllStar race at @MonsterMile is trying to replicate the June 2004 race. A few shots from my turn4 seats back then. @nascarcasm @jeff_gluck

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@nascarman_rr I swear. You were as close as a wet towel swing around on a hot summer evening to where I was sitting.

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@crashx55 @jeff_gluck It'd be a couple of weeks before the swelling around my eyes would go down before I could watch another race.

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@jeff_gluck Suggesting that people stop complaining on Twitter is as effective as me telling my wife to calm down when she's mad at me. 🤣

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Not exactly the exciting race at @WGI so far that #NASCAR had hoped for. So more horsepower and tire wear are not the magic cure?

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@AshleyMcBryde Creosote

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@nascarcasm So I read the tweet and braced myself before clicking to see the image. I thought I was prepared. I was not. I might still be laughing 30 minutes from now.

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@jeff_gluck As others have said, often it doesn't show up in my feed and I have to manually go to your account to find it.

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@jeff_gluck Once again, the quandary between is it a good race or just a good finish?

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@nascarcasm Oh that's very clever!

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@nascarcasm I think a spiffy wheel hub spinners with the car numbers would be the best idea. Put em on all four corners. Imagine all the space on the cars would now be free for more advertising. @markmartin

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This nonsense of delaying pit opening and wasting 10 or more laps at the end of every stage just to satisfy tv commercials has got to end. It's eliminating lots of potential green flag laps of racing. #nascar @NASCAR @MartinsvilleSwy #Cookout400

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@Gone_Fishing @markmartin I was there too! Front row, middle of tri-oval. Decked out in Valvoline T-shirt and Folgers hat!

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Congratulations @d17shaw and @BeardOil62 on making the big show. Car looks look. Easy to pick out on tv. @DAYTONA #Daytona500

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@ClintBowyer So you're saying that they won't be full throttle the entire length of the backstretch? Doesn't seem logical.

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From former CARSTourDigest, hell yeah @MiniTyrrell . Congratulations. @KauligRacing