Year 1: Torn achilles
Year 2: Torn ACL
Year 3: Broken wrist
Year 4: Both UCLs torn
Year 5: Ruptured hamstring
Year 6: Broken kneecaps
Year 7: Lost eyeball
Year 8: Broken ankle
Year 9: Fractured skull
Year 10: Broken spine
Year 11: AIDs
Year 12: Muscular dystrophy