Mötley Lou 🐺

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

Had to do the ol Croc of Shame back to last night’s bar to get my debit card

My life is a movie

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

TEXASSSSSSSSSS

[Oliver Anthony Music @AintGottaDollar]

Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days.

Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I've seen in the comments, messages and emails. I'm working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible.

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

@_colt45kinn Hey my dear friend. Hope you’re doing well! Could I hold sum $$$? Plz.

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

Annoying people LOVE describing themselves as sarcastic

[Too Much Dip @toomuchdipp]

When the hooters waitress sits down at your table

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

@_colt45kinn @BaiHess ¿bro wut?

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

he came back and could see every individual hair

[warpack @rawpacktv]

wyd if ur barber hit the crack pipe mid trim

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

@_colt45kinn Damn. You musta had that Luke Bryan turned WAY up.

[Too Much Dip @toomuchdipp]

JFK if the Jazz were the shooters

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

Facebook community groups are better than reality TV

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

@_colt45kinn Nah. I think that’s Aspergers my guy

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

Did you tweet this from the back seat of my pickup you fucking weirdo?

[ℂolt45 @_colt45kinn]

Cause’ I don’t care what people think of me

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

Don’t forget to renew that annual subscription to Good Housekeeping pal

[Mitchell (Not Mitch) @21CenturyMitch]

365 days porn free.

[MiKE™️ @mikeserrato69]

Suns out and gas is getting cheaper

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

@_colt45kinn Fixed it

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

you gotta be down BAD to steal a stop sign & post it for sale on facebook

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

@_colt45kinn R.I.P. to the 🐐. He’s smoking big doinks in heaven now

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

Just randomly remembered this video. This guy would have CRUSHED on TikTok