Louid

Dad joke enthusiast // Stevens 2020 // ΚΣ

[Louid @Lou_Ihle]

This is something I never expected to see on the weather app

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

@George_Kurtz Bro just stopped the entire world and probably caused millions in damages and doesn’t even apologize 💀

[Louid @Lou_Ihle]

@JerseyCity Had a wonderful time yesterday running this for the second year in a row!

Gotta ask though. Are there any plans for extra water stations next year? Every 3 miles is especially far apart for marathons.

Also any plans to direct exiting traffic to make it less congested?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Say what you want about me, but I acquired the world’s largest non-profit for $44B lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

[Louid @Lou_Ihle]

@MKBHD Battery life is abysmal on iPhone 13 with iOS 16. I’m still at 95% battery healthy after a year of use and with iOS 16 I can watch my battery drain while just browsing the internet.

[Dave Smith @redletterdave]

This exchange continues to haunt me

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

.@elonmusk let me tweet from space pls

[𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐩 Reddy @swaroop_124]

Elon musk things...😂😂
#ElonMuskBuyTwitter #ElonMusk

[adrienne 💕 @adoseofadriii]

I was passing my son in the kitchen and he did a little crossover and I hear him go “light work” under his breath …

Don’t get me tight fr

[brandon* @brndxix]

HOW AND WHY IS AMY SCHUMER FAMOUS BRO

[filmaroni @filmaroni]

Losing my mind over the items in the Oscar nominees’ gift bag this year. We truly are peasants to these people.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me getting carried to bed after the last NFL game ends

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

the people that were unironically riding those hoverboards in 2016 are now walking among us undetected

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

October. Has. Arrived @BussinWTB https://t.co/DdQL2qiqt6

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Anyway. I guess we're all listening to Donda today ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canada
USA
Mexico

[preston @prestovision]

aoc, ben shapiro, and elon musk all fighting on the same side.. this is the most united this country’s been since pokémon go

[Louid @Lou_Ihle]

@RobertMikesh No comment

[Louid @Lou_Ihle]

I was not hacked during my tirade. I was just giving up all my dignity in an attempt to win