J. JONAH JAMESON

𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑴𝒂𝒏 is a 𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗘 .ᐟ

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

“They kidnapped me! I did 𝗡𝗢𝗧 consent! 𝑴𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒔. I’m surrounded by 𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑨𝑪𝑬𝑺. But J. Jonah Jameson is not going anywhere! Wait, where am I going?”

[JɆⱤØ₥Ɇ V₳ⱠɆ₴₭₳ @ValeskaLaughs]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I used to be a 𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊𝖗.

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[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

@YourLordUltron “Who are you?”

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

“I told you Spider-Man was a criminal! Arrest this menace!”

[Spider-Man News @SpiderMan_Newz]

SPIDER-MAN HAS SUNK THE TITANIC

Spider-Man Brand New Day has surpassed Titanic’s total gross and has now become the 4th highest grossing film of all time

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

Spider-Man is responsible for 99.9% of the crimes committed in this city!

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

Today!

{ hands her a contract. It’s none other than a black piece of paper. }

Put your initials here, and you’ve officially got the job!

[‍ ‍ ‍𑣲 B͜͡𝐸𝐿𝑂𝑉𝐴 @OTHERWIDOW]

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i —

you know what sure. when do i start?
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[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

Sure. You’re hired!

[‍ ‍ ‍𑣲 B͜͡𝐸𝐿𝑂𝑉𝐴 @OTHERWIDOW]

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ok . . .

how about just one extra photographer?
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[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

@FELlNECLAWS “This is outrageous! Felicia, you’re hired!”

[Spider-Man News @SpiderMan_Newz]

SPIDER-MAN HAS SUNK THE TITANIC

Spider-Man Brand New Day has surpassed Titanic’s total gross and has now become the 4th highest grossing film of all time

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

“No, Parker! I want pictures of Spider-Man!”

{ steals a slice anyway. }

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 (🕷️) @RaimiSpideyMan]

“ anyone want some pizza!”

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

None of your business!

[𝘞𝘌𝘉—𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋. @MONSTRWEBS]

what’s got you all giggly?

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

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[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

But who’s going to pay all these people? Not me!

[‍ ‍ ‍𑣲 B͜͡𝐸𝐿𝑂𝑉𝐴 @OTHERWIDOW]

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if you have more photographers you get more photos of spider-man.

which in turn makes you more money —

so it wouldn’t be a waste.
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[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

{ sent to the Daily Bugle from an anonymous person. }

“What is this crap?! I don’t want to see his toes! I want that menace unmasked!”

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

Cheap? Pfft. You think I have money to just toss around frivolously?

That would be a waste!

[‍ ‍ ‍𑣲 B͜͡𝐸𝐿𝑂𝑉𝐴 @OTHERWIDOW]

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yeah sure noted.

why do you only have one photographer? isn’t that a bit.. cheap?
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[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

Still… gross.

[🔧 .ᐟ.ᐟ @lAMDEDSEC]

* edible duck feet .
i didn't like .. bite them off a duck myself .

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

…

[🔧 .ᐟ.ᐟ @lAMDEDSEC]

just ate duck feet .
they're pretty good .

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

If you see Parker, tell him to bring his behind back to work. I need pictures of Spider-Man and he’s my only photographer!

[‍ ‍ ‍𑣲 B͜͡𝐸𝐿𝑂𝑉𝐴 @OTHERWIDOW]

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if i see peter parker’s chest or biceps on my tl one more fucking time…
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[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

@FELlNECLAWS “Saving the city? Pfft. More like kidnapping civilians and causing millions of dollars in property damage. He’s no hero. He’s a MENACE!”

[J. JONAH JAMESON @LoudmouthEditor]

“Not good, Felicia. I need pictures of Spider-Man, but none have been delivered.”

[𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𑣲⋆ @FELlNECLAWS]

@LoudmouthEditor

hey jonah , how are we darling?