Shirley Falk

Always keep your head up, cause if it's down you won't be able to see the blessings that have been placed in your life.

[Shirley Falk @LouiJamie]

Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I'm not beating her.

[Patricia Cormier @StacySusielamb2]

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

[Shirley Falk @LouiJamie]

Oh, I didn't tell you? Must've been none of your damn business.

[Shirley Falk @LouiJamie]

Nothing is more Beautiful than a real Smile that has struggled through tears..

[Shirley Falk @LouiJamie]

You're 9 and you have a phone? ... Who do you call? Dora?

[Shirley Falk @LouiJamie]

Adolescence - When children start bringing up their parents.

[Ebony Brown @MargoTwila]

If you tickle my feet, I am not responsible for what happens to your face.

[Shirley Falk @LouiJamie]

Hockey vs basketball http://t.co/R2WVasMVLW

[Esther Lugo @LinoTine]

Is he serious? lol http://t.co/y2uFYBL6F2

[Shirley Falk @LouiJamie]

Awesome haircuts (8 pictures) must see. http://t.co/xFyNiStNGD

[Shirley Falk @LouiJamie]

Ever looked at your bestfriend and thought "why aren't we comedians"?

[Shirley Falk @LouiJamie]

I think i can become a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.