Louis

Professional coffee enthusiast. Washing machine repair expert. Specialized in declogging architecture and implementation. or not

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

God forbid Bob Lazar starts feeling himself.

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

Sex appeal. Without the sex. Without the appeal. https://t.co/JZ3it8vhbv

[NOLLY @omoelerinjare1]

A pregnant, homeless woman approached a police officer and said: "I'm pregnant. I'm homeless, I'm a drug addict, and I'm done." She wanted help getting to a treatment centre on Gizen High Street but had no way to get there.

The officer immediately let her sit in his patrol car, followed procedure by checking her pockets, and asked if she was hungry. She was. On the way, they stopped for food—he bought her cheeseburgers and made it a full meal. He offered her the choice to eat outside with him or in the car, treating her with respect and dignity.

After the meal, he drove her straight to the treatment facility and handed her off safely. She thanked him warmly.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Never deleting this app ☠️

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

The most powerful thing you can ever tell your kids.

“There’s nothing you can do for me to love you more or less. Love is unconditional.”

Best in the school or worst.
Best player on the team or the worst.

But if you want me to be proud of you, that part must be earned.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI"

End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories .

[Skely @123skely]

Instagram hit women like crack cocaine hit the black community.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a John Mayer concert
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country breaking your lower back for less than $1

There’s kids who live in wheelchairs. There’s kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up until 2AM watching Interstellar.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a grateful SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, asking for the promotion, asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion MIRACLE. You’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

More protein doesn’t cancel out a low diet quality.

Unfortunately, the “protein maxxing” trend has convinced a lot of people that it’s fine to eat ultra-processed foods as long as they’re “high protein.” But protein bars, shakes, and snacks with a long ingredient list are still processed food.

If you’re going to prioritize protein, get it from whole foods first—meat, fish, eggs, dairy, and legumes—and don’t let a label of high protein become a health halo that crowds out fiber-rich plant foods and nutrient-dense animal foods.

[Norm @normAL219]

🚨France has surrendered🚨

[horse @horsetwting]

what the fuck bro

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@XFreeze The horse will drink if you put its head in the water and clap its nuts between two bricks, as that creates an involuntary sucking in of air (or water)

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

It’s so over.

[dev @zivdotcat]

2022: “bro there’s this site called chatgpt. it literally helped me finish my assignments.”

2026:

[gary @dickisnotclean]

Farting in front of your Jewish girlfriend and saying a little gas never hurt anybody

[Jordi Hays @jordihays]

BREAKING: France is going ALL IN on AI with their last €30M 💥

[Andrew Côté @Andercot]

It just seems implausible this is what we are made of, essentially, nanotechnology about a billion years beyond anything we can design or make ourselves.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

The people I’m the absolute best friends with I have like 4 pictures with.

[Riley Brown @rileybrown]

Hey @YouTube I would pay an extra $10/month on top of YouTube Premium to disable shorts.

I don't want to see another short ever again. Please let me toggle them off.