"you know what i'd really like?"
"tell me"
"a monkey"
"...we can do a monkey"
"a space monkey, no non-electric canons, no aoe slop"
"i'll make you a very good space monkey. bubble shields, glasses, scientist and everything"
most people in the country acknowledge this but they have this weird cognitive dissonance thing where they don't actually want to hold politicians accountable or criticize them in the slightest, regardless of which politicians they support (i.e. worship)