Louis CK

Co-owner of Mastic, Long Island, with @nickdipaolo

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A long time ago, I was discussing T-shirts on the Opie and Anthony radio program.

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Today I found out about that hosebag and promptly masturbated with Lubriderm

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Lubriderm is a good lotion

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@vickvinegarxx What a fucking idiot let her hit you with her tiny girl fists she’s worth a zillion dollars. You can sue.

and you work at tmz so you’re morally bankrupt

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@Bellmanequation Where are the smug Californians in the comments

I was promised smug Californians

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@ThrobbyBoucher @CoachMikeElder @daniballbuster I cannot tell what they are saying because it’s gibberish to my white earballs

Can you transcribe

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Look at this Thumper holy shit

Thumper comes from the sound she makes on hardwood floors.
Thump thump thump thump

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Went and checked in on this Fullback Alexa Schweitzer’s TikTok and she wants all of us SEETHING MOIDS to know she’s SO NOT MAD and SO DOESNT CARE what we all say AT ALL.

This is what an eternal bitter low self esteem looks like. Deeply preoccupied with mammal brain status.

Going to write up a full analysis but this is your classic seething dork woman who got pumped and dumped and couldn’t figure out why.

She thought *certain features* would be enough to garner commitment, that she had to be HAWT enough if they wanted to bang.

But classically she couldn’t because she was aiming too hypergamously high. She was confused at how it felt fun and validating but unfulfilling.

This is because it’s low self esteem outsourcing value to hunter gatherer sexual utility rather than super ego alignment. Herein, it only emulates and feels like value but functionally isn’t.

But what’s more, supposing even if she garnered commitment from them, it wouldn’t register as fufilling because it’s not commitment for her, but rather just sexuality. This is how low self esteems try to emulate intimacy without risking it in presenting the self.

So she raged and seethed and increasingly felt sexuality as “taken” from her value wise. This is where the haircut video comes in, where it’s neuroticism about the slightest linear get off or approach towards sexuality. Hence, a haircut to OWN her husband from trying to “get off” to her appearance.

Of course, the answer would have been to workout to fix the boxy build with noodly limbs she has, but lizard brain no likey metabolization of calories. Or, be a pleasant and adjusted person who resolved their self esteem issues with super ego alignment.

Now, she’s even more confused, because she’s unsatisfied with what she believes was settling. She copes by making like he’s so niiicceee or whatever, and that’s “peak male value”, but still is mad that chads “took” something from her. She wants it back by conquering chads, which is going to result in cheating and trying to do so with sexuality. Of course, it’ll never work, exacerbating the cycle.

This is how she’s frequently posting in a tank top. It’s just enough to try OWNING the Chads saying “look at this you can’t have it” while maintaining plausible deniability because it’s not nudity.

The solution for her is to figure out where her super ego really is and align with it. Gym is an easy first step, followed by eroding these distorted frames of hunter gatherer utility and examining how she arrived at those at the ameliorates for low self esteem psychoanalytically. Mostly it’s false reasonings, heuristics, and survival instincts, but it takes a different pathway every time

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@ballhazin @ThrobbyBoucher In fact, if you are not on that side, you’re incorrect about the facts of the case

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Here’s me, Louis CK, using the N-Word (nitwit) on the radio.

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@fentanylbrownie Who is weapon

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@MNormal97287 @Awk20000 He needs to be flipping a nickel to fully round out his con artist image because all he does is lie

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@daledimmadomeII @BillyMayakagoat I must be new around here because who are you

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@jarvisfink @iraqismoker2 Try the resumejerk

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Post a real pic you took and don’t give context

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Post a real pic you took and don’t give context.

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@SmartHobbes2087 @donpelegretti3 Inspiring! Thanks hobbes

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I lost my sweetgreen sponsorship after claiming their salad stores were Whites Only

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@flowrmeadow Don’t ask why, tweet something that makes them regret their loose association w you

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@willsnowblower @allen_beck69 Shitbowl

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@HaroldFord45194 I am Louis CK

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@HaroldFord45194 Don’t sass me bitch

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Is this looks max

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How do I get my eyeballs to be smaller and my teeth to get larger like famous hollywooder Glen Powell who I just saw on a YouTube shorts