Louise

I like smoking, drinking and ordering in restaurants.

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Please pay attention to the language of disingenuous politicians. Israelis were victims of a brutal, deadly massacre, Palestinians simply "lost their lives".

[charlie @chunkbardey]

having plants can be amazing but sometimes they’re flopping when you’re flopping and it’s just like jesus christ someone in this house needs a win

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

The Onion always gets it right

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.

[erin @vanillaspitt]

imagine basing ur election campaign off of trainspotting - a book highlighting persistent health inequalities & poverty under Thatcherism - and then continuing to say “decriminalising heroin” as if drug consumption rooms aren’t evidence based & proven to reduce drug deaths :))

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

[Tommy Corbyn @TommyCorbyn]

Meanwhile we have people locked up for cannabis...

[Maddie Connors @personallyrich]

I no longer tweet as much as I used to, but rest assure, it's not because I found inner peace

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I need to spend money or i will pass out

[Louise @Louise_Mary_]

Can’t get over my cat sitting like this

[Louise @Louise_Mary_]

Hanging out with people who watch football so hearing the words ‘2-2’ means something other than my depressing degree classification

[John Gasper @ChicknParmCharm]

0 like tweets will never stop me from trying to attain my dream of 20 like tweets

[Louise @Louise_Mary_]

@spicygraves

[Louise @Louise_Mary_]

Katie always brings me her jars to open and at this point I’m not sure if it’s because she doesn’t have the strength or she just thinks I need a win

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Residents are blocking the deportation of their neighbours in Kensmure street, Glasgow chanting "Refugees are welcome here" and "They're our neighbours, let them go!"

People are amazing.

[Craig Manson @_craigmanson]

let’s get rid of no latecomer policy’s in the future of theatre yeah, it’s just crappy and ableist and it’s not gonna ‘ruin the illusion’ lol

[Louise @Louise_Mary_]

Fell very hard quite a few times on the 🛼🛼🛼 today and am looking forward to the excellent bruises but less so to the hobbling about I’ll be doing at work tomorrow