Louise Smith

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Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you??

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Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? -- G. Gordon Liddy

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Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?

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Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?

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Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?

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Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.

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Why don't you ever enter any CONTESTS, Marvin?? Don't you know your own ZIPCODE?

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Why don't elephants eat penguins ? Because they can't get the wrappers off ...

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Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?

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Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away? -- Carl Sandburg

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Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?

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Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?

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Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are. -- Erik Satie

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"Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing." -- Ian Shoales

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Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want *___two* wives is a bigamystery.

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"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school. -- George Ade

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"Who made who?" [AC/DC]

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Who loves me will also love my dog. -- John Donne

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Who is John Galt?