Louis Beck

just trying to be funny. Preferred pronouns: Thee, Thou

[Louis Beck @Louisthered]

I like to sit on my left hand until it’s numb and the use it to swipe on tinder. Then it feels like they’re rejecting someone else.

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@ChristinaP Love you Jeans, they're not hot

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@nypost Friend is a qualitative opinion and unprovable, and mutable, the rest are clearly defined objects...how is silver an adjective? It's an element on the periodic table

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@SarahKSilverman If the Jews actually controlled the banks, they'd be open on Sundays, which would be super handy

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@HackedOffHugh This is cute! Over here in the States our government steals that much from us in a weekend

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@kontsek @jordanbpeterson I made liquid cocaine in Bolivia with coca leaves, tums, and lemon juice. It really worked, but probably not legal to sell in the USA

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@brendonwalsh "Sneak peak" is when you think youre at the top of a hike and then you see another previously hidden incline ahead of you.

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@TitaniaMcGrath She said "if your views" not "if your actions make other people's lives..." explicitly making certain thoughts a crime.

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@TimJDillon Yeah, turns out that little blue and white building on his island was just a boarding school. He actually brought tons of kids there and didn't even charge them

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@payraw @TimJDillon Wow, bold stance. Do you have any valid fact based arguments to make the claim that Epstein, while filled with many good qualities, is over all not an awesome person?

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You ever notice that EDM is just DMT in reverse?

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@TimJDillon We need to increase security at the Canadian border. Build that Wall (of fans)

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A year of work

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@MarkHamill Hasn't Donald Trump been off twitter for like 2 years?

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@PatinkinMandy Incontheivable!

[Louis Beck @Louisthered]

@IMAO_ @benshapiro It's a "Righter's Strike".
The guys that help capsized boats are like "let 'em sink!!!"

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

We pitched White House Correspondents Dinner Host @roywoodjr some jokes for his Roast 😁

New #Flagrant out now. INDULGE!
https://t.co/4FptbZyRF7

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@CurtisM40613460 @deancain Here's the proof you're wrong:
There is nothing stopping her from playing in the NBA and her salary would quadruple the second she did, yet here we are.

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@jk_rowling Typical cis-women, acting like they're oppressed. I bet they don't even have their pronouns in the twitter bios

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Why would you ever do something like that? 😡

[Louis Beck @Louisthered]

@DBolelli This piece of art was commissioned during the inquisition near the heart of the Catholic "Empire" to be displayed in a Cathedral, yet someone is calling it "pornographic" 🥸