Lisa.

Hello, I am Lisa and I got this mutha fuckin' house on lock.

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

I’m fairly confident that we can all agree on the fact that I have the two cutest kittys who ever existed, thank you. #Cosmo #Luna 💙🧡

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

Just watched A Man Called Otto. I balled. Cried so hard, to the point where my face will still be puffy & my eyes half shut when I wake up tomorrow. Why am I like this?! 😭😭😭😭

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

I know they say “sleep when the baby sleeps” but seriously how am I supposed to sleep when HES SO STINKIN DINKINNN CUTEEEE!?! I literally just sit here and stare at him 🥹🥰😍 (plus he sleeps great at night, so I’m good on sleep anyway)

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

Also, with that being said.. it is still weird as fuck to say that I am a mom 😆😂🤗

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

As I sit here on my couch, with my first glass of wine in 10+ months, listening to Travers AND Rowen both snoring away… I have never been so happy. I am just so blissfully, genuinely happy. I love my little family.

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

I miss him 😔

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

@MizzNightmare Definitelyyy! 🙌🏻

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

Oven is on self-clean mode. Robot vacuum is going. Dishwasher is running. And I have a load of laundry in. Why don’t microwaves have self cleaning options?! You’re telling me I have to actually clean something manually MYSELF?! 🤣 #FirstWorldProblems

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

I bought 3 dresses online totaling $130. None of the dresses I received looked like the pictures. The style, fabric, design, just everything about all 3 were horrible. So I emailed requesting a refund. They emailed me back and said “will a $10 credit be sufficient?” LMAO WTF NO🤣

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

I vacuumed AND mopped the entire first floor today so I feel pretty accomplished and productive today. So what if it was with my automatic vacuum/mop robot cleaner 😂🤷‍♀️ #StillCounts #IHadToPressTheStartButton

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

So I received the hospital admission paperwork in the mail months ago, but it says not to fill out or return until 90 days prior to your due date. Well, I can officially submit them! 87 days away! 😆🥰

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

Agreed 🥰 such a special time for both of us, so glad we get to do it together 😘 #bellybuddies

[laura nathman @llaura_anne]

pregnant ladies day with @LovableLisaaa love this journey we’re on together ♥️

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

@llaura_anne Andrew is though. #HeMad #JealousAssHater 🤣

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

@TheHotRod69 Why are you so wonderful?! 🥰🤗💛

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

@taco__mel @sarahhollowell 100%

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

@TheHotRod69 @Skankatron @bunnysummer814 @loribuugz @TCHBunny Happy Valentine’s Day to you toooo 🥰🥰🥰

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

@Skankatron happy birthday my dear!! Love youuuuu 🥰🥳

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

My boss asked if I’m prepared for this big storm, I said “I sure am! I went to the store to stock up on the essentials.. I got a 30 rack, an 18 pack of tweas & two bottles of wine.”
She said “Geez, it’s only snowing one day!”
To which I responded “better to be safe than sober!”

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

@TheHotRod69 @bunnysummer814 @Skankatron Three of my favorite peopleeee 😍🥰 no concert is complete without this trio!

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

Hi, Twitter. I’m baaaaack 🙃

[Lisa. @LovableLisaaa]

@TheHotRod69 See you in a few weeks tho, right??