Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
This is the type of shit that needs no words to troll itself.
This is actually real… he’s really posting infomercials plugging this…
Using America’s 250th Anniversary too…
More like… “As my dad tanks the economy as fast as he can, nothing is more patriotic than getting your hands on some Don Jr Gold to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary in case it’s our last”
This is SNL material or even better #smokefleet material
@bennyjohnson Notice the clouds are the same. This is the most disrespectful president in history. He’s so jealous of Obama. He’s like a mean girl in high school. Look what he did to his name. This is a waste of time.
@DonaldJTrumpJr This is a lie. They pulled only about 5 million views. While Bad Bunny had over 127 million. I see that was the one your daddy was watching at Mar-a-Lardo.
@_kjjmini@SpeakerJohnson@TPUSA You know this isn’t what Jesus looked like right? He was a brown man who helped feed the poor, not take food from the unfortunate.
@SpeakerJohnson@TPUSA You realize you’re hanging out with a guy who picks his nose and eats his buggers and a wrinkly old guy who calls himself “Kid” and sings songs about lusting after underage girls. This doesn’t make you cool.
@ShannonMac80403@ksorbs@NFL Oh, they listened to their audience. TP only got 5 million viewing the karaoke concert while Bad Bunny had 135 million views. I’d say they made the right decision.