Reuben

Hey, how about a sandwich?

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

"I love sandwiches, and sandwiches love me."

Not new to rp

Blah blah blah

RTs appreciated!

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

// IM ALIVE

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

His arms were crossed the whole time as he watched Pleakley--- and he started dying once he runs into a pole.

"Pfff---Hahahaa!" https://t.co/75cICM0rrO

[-PLEAKLEY. @FailOfASoldier]

Walks over to the sandwich pile, mumbling to himself.
❝Yeah I'll clean it right after I shove it up your a-❞
Runs into a pole. https://t.co/JuWmizfk1f

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

"You can have that one."

Points at the one he knocked over.

"Your mess, you clean it." https://t.co/CYjx8X5EjL

[-PLEAKLEY. @FailOfASoldier]

❝Can I have one?❞
Puppy eye.
Somehow. https://t.co/zkIxIUba4F

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

RAISES HIS SLEEVES????

"Nah, I'd rather eat what's left of the sammich." https://t.co/HaR4wQkAaw

[-PLEAKLEY. @FailOfASoldier]

SCOFF.
❝YOU WANNA FIGHT?!❞
PLEAKLEY, PLEASE. https://t.co/ZBQME2Xvmn

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

Whispers

"Just let it go." https://t.co/BdByneZPZT

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

"THEY WON'T UNDERSTAND ME CYCLOPS!" https://t.co/3a2jdBgdYq

[-PLEAKLEY. @FailOfASoldier]

❝JESUS CHRIST WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT.❞

TAPS HIS FOOT. https://t.co/IoCopp15L0

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

INTENSE ALIEN CUSSING WORDS https://t.co/g2UuImmDz0

[-PLEAKLEY. @FailOfASoldier]

PUSHES OVER THE SANDWICH.
OOPS. https://t.co/4x4rxA4BwC

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

@Trouublemaaker "Of course cousin!"

He said with a small grin, gently patting his back

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

@Trouublemaaker At least that was his 'flaw' , as for Reuben? He's one lazy couch potato.

"Yeah, we'll make the best sandwiches, bud!"

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

// Still tired tbh-

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

@Trouublemaaker -- shake his firmly.

"Alright then. Let us make many sandwiches to our hearts content!"

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

@Trouublemaaker "Hmmm.."

His eyes slowly widened up to its regular size by unsquinting them??? Is that even a word?

He then extended his out hand out to--

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

@FailOfASoldier // Night m8

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

Raises a finger as he opens his lips. . Instead of talking he paused there for a good five minutes.

"You're right!" https://t.co/ZD8o7VWRF5

[-PLEAKLEY. @FailOfASoldier]

❝That's the thing.
We don't.❞
Snort.
Snrk snrk. https://t.co/xiZdX30rzb

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

@Trouublemaaker -- 'pranks' is it?"

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

@Trouublemaaker "Whoa there fuzzball-- wait a second."

His eyes squinted a small bit before putting his hands onto his hips.

"This ain't one of those--

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

"WELL WHATEVER A DIDDY IS, HE OR SHE IS NOT HERE!"

PATS THE SAMMICH

"HOW DO WE EAT OR MOVE THIS THING!??" https://t.co/TpbIiQ7z1y

[-PLEAKLEY. @FailOfASoldier]

TAKES THE WIG OFF.
❝J E S U S I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT PRETTY.
JUST LIKE IT'S DIDDY.❞ https://t.co/p6yesB3dUK

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

SQUEAL TURNS INTO A LOUD GASP

"HOW DARE YOU!?" https://t.co/Xy94qkDyQY

[-PLEAKLEY. @FailOfASoldier]

❝LOOK AT THAT BEAUTY.❞
SLAPS A WIG ON IT.
❝BETTER.❞ https://t.co/HaG27TruiR

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

GIRLISH SQUEAL

POINTS AT THE MONSTROSITY THEY CREATED https://t.co/k4dsoJt44F

[-PLEAKLEY. @FailOfASoldier]

LITERALLY THROWS A TOASTER. https://t.co/XMNmsV4M3Z

[Reuben @LoveForSandwich]

OH NO THEY FORGOT THE BREAD

HE STARTS THROWING BREAD https://t.co/TzHOt1QOuY

[-PLEAKLEY. @FailOfASoldier]

THROWS A DIFFERENT VARIETY OF VEGETABLES.
TOGETHER THEY WILL MAKE THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH. https://t.co/o8KbJ3iQcs