Kristen Heldenbrand

she/her #blacklivesmatter #translivesmatter

[Kristen Heldenbrand @LoveHeldie]

I ran 4x800s and 4x400s as a size 16. I sprinted on basketball courts as a size 16. I rounded bases as a size 16. I was an athlete as a size 16. Your opinion is tired. Next.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Tanya Gold: 'The new mannequin is obese, and she is not readying herself for a run in her shiny Nike gear. She cannot run. She is, more likely, pre-diabetic and on her way to a hip replacement. What terrible cynicism is this on the part of #Nike?' https://t.co/51VmvUCxLE

[Kristen Heldenbrand @LoveHeldie]

@ChaseSupport The verification number in my account is not correct. This should have been fixed earlier as I called immediately when I couldn’t verify my account online. I shouldn’t have to call each time I want to log in to my account.

[jumbs0r @Jumbso]

how can he be charlie iii when they're already up to charlie xcx

[Kristen Heldenbrand @LoveHeldie]

@_mediocreatbest Same thing happened to me in March. Who knew tig ol’ bitties could cause pressure in your brain and blur your vision? 🙄

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Story of my life 😅

[alyssa mastromonaco @AlyssaMastro44]

we’ve known for weeks this would be the likely outcome but it doesn’t it make it any less devastating. the impact to people across the country will be catastrophic.

[Ste, I Fear xx @lionkingbitches]

Me and the girlies running up that hill to make a deal with god.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I was wondering what was going on with the Ms. Marvel reviews - then I read this 🥴https://t.co/YhfT3e66QC

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

You want me to get a husband???The thing that killed everyone on Dateline???

[Kristen Heldenbrand @LoveHeldie]

Clothing retailers- carrying outerwear in a size XXL doesn’t mean you’re a plus size retailer. It just means you carry up to a XXL.

[👽brittny pierre🪩 @sleep2dream]

I am tired of witnessing historical events. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

[Kristen Heldenbrand @LoveHeldie]

“We’re referring you to a neurologist” is never a phrase you really want to hear at the optometrist.

[Kristen Heldenbrand @LoveHeldie]

Skip out on your DoorDash order today and donate! https://t.co/iytE1Z3Yqi via @donorschoose

[Kristen Heldenbrand @LoveHeldie]

Anyone else have a migraine caused by whiny ass straight white men?

[Kristen Heldenbrand @LoveHeldie]

Omfg one of them just used the phrases “being on the frontline” and “in the trenches.”

[Kristen Heldenbrand @LoveHeldie]

I saw a mouse in my kitchen today so I did the most logical thing I could think of which was to scream and run away.