Parody. Fashion blogger, aspiring DJ, brand influencer, lifestyle ambassador, freelance life coach. I like songs about trains. #CarryEachOther ⚓️☘️⚽️↙️🤟 he/him
We once snuck 235 Taylor Swift song titles into an @opencup broadcast because we felt like it.
Anywho, quarterfinal between Nashville and DC United tonight at 9pm ET on @CBSSportsGolazo Network. Now with 235 less shenanigans.
@myitalianhell The wine fridge! My dude… come home, pour yourself a glass, play some music, and find luxury in cooking! Opening wine as an act of gratitude, miss en place as grounding exercise, plating as self-care, feeding your family as a love language. Cooking is THE CURE for your burnout.
@LauraBaileyVO I’ve been hoping to be able to see a live CR show. Always assumed I’d have to fly somewhere to do it.
Instead I’ll be able to walk to it. Will probably bike, tho.
I’m officially inviting all the cool kids to pregame with me. How about Rex’s on University?
10 signs you're doing well in life:
1. You have a roof over your head.
2. You ate today.
3. You have a good heart.
4. You care for others.
5. You have clean water.
6. Someone loves you.
7. You try to do better.
8. You have clean clothes.
9. You have dreams.
10. You’re breathing.
A Scooby-Doo reboot, but the gang have transient jobs. Fred is a club DJ; Daphne a stripper and Krav Maga trainer; Velma writes code for web design; Shaggy is a bartender and veteran with PTSD, Scooby his support animal. Instead of fake ghosts, they uncover corporate wrongdoing.