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[◟̽◞̽ maryIou |-/ @peakylamet]

les « mon prénom s’écrit comme ça pcq mon père s’est trompé en me déclarant » ou « je m’appelle comme ça pcq mon père a voulu changer au dernier moment » c’est pas drôle ça montre juste encore une fois que les h0mmes sont des m€rdes

[Jaedon 👨🏿‍🍳 @NIWT_TWIN]

I've been putting peanut butter in the refrigerator for 6 weeks since I've been in this new apartment with my GF. She was just on the phone with her mom and she said "dang this peanut butter is so hard" I respond "I know that's why I like putting it in the cabinet" She turns and

[Fat Pikachu Era @HamRises]

Shout out to my friend who moved out of her abusive home at 18 and then sent handwritten letters to all her parent's neighbors/immediate family explaining why she moved out because she found out her parents were lying to people about why she left😂

[Fahdou Marconi @FahdouMarconi]

Si tu ne rembourses pas ton crédit t'es fiché à la Banque de France pendant 5 ans.

Mais si t'es condamné pour détournement de fonds publics après avoir volé des millions aux contribuables, l'Etat se porte garant pour toi auprès des banques juste après ta condamnation 🥰

[uno @1xunoo]

Isn’t it crazy that in every movie they’re portrayed as the good guys?

[Pennywise @blackbeautybag]

Un mari ne se vole pas, et s’il trompe, c’est parce qu’il en avait envie.

[Kaeru @LAquaboniste]

Mais filme pas le feu, rattrapage le et pète lui la gueule, je sais pas

[Susana S @SupsipS]

Pobrecillos hombres.
Una chica de mi secundaria salió embarazada del maestro de educación física. Ella tenía 14, él, más de 30.
Qué pasó? al pobre se le desgració la vida... ah, no, en realidad ella se tuvo que salir de la secundaria y él siguió dando clases hasta jubilarse.

[Marie Fernet @MarieFernet]

J'aimerais vraiment entendre le raisonnement des hommes qui refusent de prendre le nom de famille de leur épouse .

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

Men are so afraid of being used. Being used for WHAT? Money you don’t have? Time you don’t give? Emotional safety you know nothing about??

[Рита дочь Тиамат 👁️ @RitaDeusRZ]

Нет. Это не здоровая хуйня, лечи голову если вы ревнует своего партнёра к своим детям...

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

News; "Husband murdered wife, ex boyfriend murdered woman, man slaughters wife and children, man murdered wife and daughters because he can't get a son"

*Zero articles about misogyny*

News sites; "Women don't want to marry, let's write an article about women hating men"

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Fascinating to me that once women could control their reproductive choices, they opted for fewer (or no) kids, & once women had financial independence, fewer choose to marry, & men can't seem to figure it out. Instead they insist women were happy back then.

[Vee✰ @Veraachriss]

I’m genuinely curious,if women really did"sleep their way to the top" wouldn't there be more women at the top?

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

“No heavy makeup” meanwhile she’s got a full face on in every single photo. she just skipped anything colorful 💀

[azdilla31 @azdilla3l]

My parents feel like their job is done. I used to be with my grandparents weekly as a kid, huge core memory. My parents live right here and make zero effort. Coming to terms with that on behalf of my kids sucks.

[Nayara @nayaraxox]

realmente não é obrigação da avó cuidar do neto, mas é engraçado que quase nenhuma mãe lembra que também não é obrigação da filha mais velha cuidar dos irmãos mais novos quando precisa né

[Dimitri from Pagis @Tom_Selecto]

Un mec m’achète un truc sur Vinted et choisit colissimo, je lui explique que là où je me trouve il n’y a pas de bureau de poste, il demande l’annulation, que j’accepte.
Je remets le produit en ligne, il me l’achète de nouveau…Et reprend la livraison via colissimo 🥲

[ava @dunkinlattes]

Why doesn't he leave? Men should just pick better.

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

mas é meu ar condicionado que tá destruindo o planeta