Blitz

cars, tigers, red wings, lions, detroit. life's short if you dont stop and look around every once and a while, you might miss it

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

@Darthlain018 @TheRichFromCali As long as every dem shows up every day the gop would have to make sure there’s that many reps there minimum or else it could be pulled off.

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

@drunkiebrewster Just come in for a bit and see how ya feel!

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

Luckily for me my work is cool about people calling in sick. Encourage it even to protect others. Yet I STILL feel the guilt our society has engrained in us that calling in sick will hurt the people you work with. I hate it.

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

Wait wait wait waiiiiiiit the gop cares about classified docs now?

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

@DavidVeselenak @freep I didn’t even believe my own eyes at first lol. I thought it was a statue until it moved.

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

@freep how rare is seeing one of these?

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

@DavidVeselenak @freep This was in Troy. Around Adams and long lake. So unless that deer migrated I’d say it’s a different one.

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

Can we just go back to a simpler time where fishmen with manginas drank baileys out of shoes while singing songs.

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

Idk what’s funnier. The easy lay up mocking trump or the fact that the photo shop is better here than on any of the trump cards 😂

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

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[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

#RIPSteve

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

The amount of right wing crazies slobbin elons knob about this is unreal.

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

Much as I LIKE my @Apple iPhone, I don’t NEED an Apple iPhone. But I do need freedom of speech. We all do, if this country is to remain a constitutional republic. So if it comes to that, I’ll happily ditch my iPhone and go with the @elonmusk alternative. Don’t try me @tim_cook

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A mother of a student killed in Uvalde just filed a federal lawsuit against the police, the school district, and the maker of the gun that the shooter used. The police will argue that they had no legal duty to save Sandra Torres' 10-year-old daughter.

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

Y’all just mad that now the crazies are running the asylum and inviting in more crazies that the staff and everyone else wants to leave and watch it all burn to the ground from a safe distance. If you bitch and moan about apple but not Google in the same breath youre disingenuous

[Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain]

If Tim Cook decides to force Twitter off the App Store while preventing Chinese protestors from communicating via Airdrop, the destruction of Apple’s monopoly power will have to become the top priority of our party

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

Look at all those bots! Wow. Such user. Much grow.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Slides from my Twitter company talk

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

If you think this is monopolistic action (despite apple not having majority market share in the U.S.) then you must have missed when apple couldn’t give a fuck about booting fortnite off of their store. They can afford to lose twitter. Twitter can’t afford to lose apple.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This would be the most raw exercise of monopoly power in a century, and no civilized country should allow it.

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

Man in GOP speaks against the free market. Dems in shambles.

[Florida’s Voice @FLVoiceNews]

WATCH: Ron DeSantis says Apple removing @elonmusk's Twitter from app store warrants Congressional response

"That would be a huge, huge mistake, and it would be a really raw exercise of monopolistic power that I think would merit a response from the United States Congress."

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

I lied. I couldn’t stay away and came across this. I’m currently dead.

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

@drunkiebrewster Planktons computer has feet 💯

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

Got my fill of internet today 😭

[Blitz @LoveMeSumMike]

Is naming your church “living bread ministries” some sort of top tier meta reference?