shredded jew sex god

I fuckin' HATE diet coke. Dogs make my fuckin' world go 'round. I MATTER. He/God/Brah.

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@malogranata @UnlovedJew cast your judgements all you fuckin want to but i am extremely strong way stronger than anyone i know personally

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@malogranata @UnlovedJew Ay do you knows if they sell cock rings for the size of like a dog maybe or do you know? just a hypothetical question and im just askin for a friend ha

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@UnlovedJew i challenge you to fisticuffs i can benchpress 7 of you i promise you that. look at me.

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@UnlovedJew ...

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@maddwomannn @UnlovedJew my name is michael

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@maddwomannn @UnlovedJew that is not my name ha

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

gettin the @Fleshlight ready for round 6 today ha

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@UnlovedJew Just got back from CRUSHIN' the fuckin' gym. The dark thing only happened 61 times so far, the less it happens the more my fuckin' eyes burn though. I guess that's better than everything going dark for a second. Drinkin' some mass XXX now ha

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@maddwomannn @UnlovedJew why because of the dark thing that happens? who the fuck told you?!

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

nothing will ever win my heart like my dog though ha

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

Every single bitch that I’ve ever tooted and booted still fuckin blows up my phone and dm's and begs and pleads to be intimate again. No thanks haha onto the next broad. Do with that information what you will

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@maddwomannn @UnlovedJew im not ha

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@metalgarurumons @UnlovedJew i am here whenever you are ready i may be with my dog though it depends on what time you respond thanks

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@metalgarurumons @UnlovedJew i can probably answer any question you have

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@Fleshlight hey hope this is private can you guys make a dog fleshlight for a dogs butt or mouth?

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@mivmine means a lot

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

@mivmine i appreciate that

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

and yeah i'm talking about my dog do you have a problem wit it noodle arms? tell me i cant fuck my dog (even though its just pretend with the fleshlight) and we'll do the talkin with our hands buddy

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

HELL fuckin' yeah buddy -- and I like my girls with 4 legs, fur, a tail, the name "Air Bud" and a FleshLight STAMINA TRAINING UNIT™ duct taped to their back amen

[shredded jew sex god @LovedJew]

since everyone is probably wonderin, i have 22 fleshlights, 23 if yous count the one thats coming from @USPS on thursday and its also none of your fuckin business