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Telling secrets I shouldn’t tell

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I’m just going to say it, consequences be damned ….

Somebody Told Me is better than Mr Brightside.

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Buffalo wings. #whatsforlunch #andasalad

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Fried rice with chicken #whatsforlunch #andasalad

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Happy Late Work Deadline to all who celebrate #LateWorkDeadline

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How am I supposed to dry my hands?

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Surprise! It’s noodle surprise #whatsforlunch #andasalad

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If there’s one thing I’m not it’s subtle

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Lentil soup with sausage & kale. #whatsforlunch #andasalad

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Noodle surprise & dopamine #whatsforlunch #andasalad

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Homemade pizza #whatsforlunch #andasalad

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Fries, cheese, tomatoes, & bacon. #whatsforlunch #andasalad #sorryJSU

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Bean & cheese enchiladas #whatsforlunch #andasalad

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No quite enough homemade Mac&Cheese. #whatsforlunch #andasalad

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The level of petty I am when I’m alone in the copy room is shocking even to me, who is well aware of how petty I am.

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Restaurant pasta Alfredo with chicken but I’m not sure the restaurant knows what Alfredo is supposed to taste like. Still yummy but not the flavor I expected #whatsforlunch #andasalad

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#whatsforlunch #andasalad

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Nothing, just mise en place-ing the shit out of my breakfast

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2024 reading list

It was a bad year for my reading.

26 books
8,391 pages

Best of the year was Fourth of July Creek

Still thinking about:

The Water Cure
Determined
Portrait of a Thief
The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle

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@noahgould19 They’d be lucky to be a 51st State

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It’s way more fun when my CostCo box is held together by a complex series of folds rather than glue.