Limms

Yo yo yo check it out mutha suckas in the place to be

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Quite a lot of cheeky replies on this throwaway nothing post. The gaming community are a really insulting lot. I wouldn't want to get into a fight with them. I'm witnessing pure gangsterism here. I better watch my step.

[Limms @LovelyLimms]

Just about to buy GTAVI and I wondered what you got for the extra £20 ultimate edition. Nice cars and decent clothes apparently.

First of all, I'll be topless with denim shorts and sandals all game forever

Secondly, the game's called GTA. I'll be stealing nice cars

£20 saved

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@hoopedforever Is a doink a cheeky word or a lovely compliment?

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@menevolved1 2 side stories. Collecting cars for a dealer. Na, not for me.

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@Marianasoux You can tell this is his 15 minutes of fame. He's waited all his life for this moment. Wheeled into a taxi. Well done, bro. You've finally made it.

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@cannyfartright2 Haha aye he's a totally shite human

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@SeabrookCrisps A monster munched my cock

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@ScottyRFC Aye awright, mate. I'm keeping really good these days. Thanks for asking bro

[Limms @LovelyLimms]

@buddymk11 I was there today too. Full of clatty white folk with bowl cuts. Same with Brixton. I went there last year to soak up the legendary Carribbean vibe of the area and it was full of white soap dodgers with rich parents trying their best to look poor.

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@JohnCon72636524 That's some memory you've got, mate. Last time you needed a haircut we were at war with Argentina and Snickers were called Marathons

[Ammi Hirsch @AmmiHirsch]

What most people don’t know about the flydubai hijacking attempt: according to several people on board, the flight crew insisted that the Israelis who had stopped the would-be hijacker untie him…

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I'm delighted that Scotland got trounced. I fucking hate the Scottish and I'm a fucking Scot. What a total bunch of pathetic wankers they are, myself included.

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@LyH1989_gers Ach ok wee lamb x

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@LyH1989_gers You're getting chibbed a pure cracker for that

x

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@GlennHoddle Eileen Drewery and 5 disabled kids.

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@pfawcett3535 @jules0455 Hi neighbour!

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I'm from Ipswich so I don't really support any Jock teams, but, in 1998, two Scotch guys worked on our building site.

Rangers supporting guy was a decent funny fella

Celtic guy reeked of pish and putrid shit. Begged fags and ended up getting arrested for shiting in the street.

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@SueJ1973 I know this guy. His name is Alan Barker. He took a breakdown after the death of his poor lovely wife Abigail-Jane. Please be kind and take this down. This would kill him if he seen this.

Na, just kidding. No idea who this cunt is. Fucking prick whoever he is.

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@cineworld @dyspraxicdoll We all make mistakes. I'm prepared to forgive you. No harm done x

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@crmpicco Aye I kept calling it Piddlington in my head because of that