being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say
i hate these bowls, don't you?
and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say
i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls.
and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all
then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen.
and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say
i love these new bowls
and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all
En mis tiempos cuando un jugador ayudaba a ganar un mundial y ganaba la liga metiendo 20 goles entre todas las competiciones, se le daba una Palmadita en la espalda y se le llamaba Pedro Rodríguez
What I think is funny is we have a niche false 9 in the squad who’s only breakout displays have been as a false 9 and not only is he not getting starts but he’s hardly getting minutes.
I’m a massive Cunha fan, but are you not wanting to play Zirkzee in his prime position as a false 9 with Rashford and Mbeumo running off him, and Bruno running beyond him?
Why is THIS not plan B? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Clear as day that Amad’s technical efficiency is mandatory in this team.
Irrespective of his lack of goal contributions - with him in the team we can properly build, sustain possession/pressure and allow Mbeumo + Cunha to be active in last phase of attack
Just seen Malick Fofana in a hotel in London. I asked if he was joining us. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and fingered me while whispering 'Eagles' over and over in my ear, Make of that what you will.
#CPFC
What’s crazy about football discourse on here is the crazy judgements made.
Nobody ever has a bad game - they’re a bad player.
Nobody ever is getting up to speed - they’re slow and their genetic muscle twitch too limited.
Form doesn’t exist - they’re a failure.
Relaaax.
🚨💣 BREAKING: Carlos Baleba to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs.
Improved bid sent today after £65m package rejected and player set to join the only club he wanted.
Baleba, new #MUFC player soon. 🇨🇲
Exclusive 💣
▪️Multiple left back targeted 🎯
▪️Mystery loan striker options 🫣
Manchester United are going back in for Lewis Hall, and this time it’s personal.
Sources close to the deal confirm the Red Devils will make one final, aggressive contact with Newcastle after learning the left-back is desperate to move to Old Trafford.
The player sees himself as the long-term solution at left-back at @ManUtd and is pushing hard for the switch.
But if @NUFC dig in and play hardball?
United already have a Plan B locked and loaded: Racing Santander’s Jorge Salinas. The Spanish 🇪🇸 full-back is a confirmed alternative ready to step up if Hall stays put.
Manchester United are also in the market for a striker and not ruling out short-term solutions. Loans are on the table as they look to add firepower 🧨 before the window shuts.
The next few weeks could be explosive.
Who’s ready for this? 🔴💣