gilgamesh

your youngest and strongest will fall by the sword

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@AdamSchefter @RapSheet CRIMINALLY underpaid. Should actually be ~1B

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@LUFC1992_v2 @MumfordAndSons Don’t let them fool you, it’s a soulless shithole renovated to look old. It’s presenting fake history. They removed statues of former players to install a Sportsbook

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@cbsgy12 @ilannfl18 Don’t get fooled by two weeks again you look so stupid

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@DJKeenstar @BaseballWRLD_ I wish I could be as dumb as you. Life seems so happy

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@CoastalCalogero @BaseballWRLD_ He wishes he was javy. And javy is AWFUL

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@FanDuel He’s bad

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@Michael_Cerami Bad baseball player. Very bad. One of the worst contracts in pro sports

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@jagibbs_23 God he would be such a fun player if he wasn’t made of glass

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@MeekPhill_ He’s a bad player. Defensive advanced stats are mostly fake. What’s even half real for him will fade quickly with age. He will have a very short career

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@ChicagoBears @ftfzayy_ He catches with his hands better than Rome.

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@ChicagoBears Body catch. What exactly did Rome work on this offseason? Can we trade him?

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@otl_ff @sponhourm 140 pound glass bones scrambling addict Daniels might give some teams pause

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@sethraynorr I’m bad and I can stripe the living hell out of it. It can go further than my ping driver sometimes. It’s unbelievable

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@SoftlyAugust He’s the Justin fields of receivers

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@Ryzzura @Banter_Buddies @Dzikhead @MrDelicious13 Could’ve heard a pin drop

[gilgamesh @LoverofArbys]

@Ryzzura @Banter_Buddies @Dzikhead @MrDelicious13 I was at game 3 for the Sox vs astors in 2023. That was truly loud. Nothing can compare. Not even bears beating the packers in the playoffs last year. That wasn’t nearly as loud either

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@DJKeenstar @Dzikhead @MrDelicious13 It’s in my tweet genius

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@Banter_Buddies @Ryzzura @Dzikhead @MrDelicious13 I was peacefully sitting there enjoying the chill baseball game. It was a nice day but it definitely wasn’t loud at all