NotDeMecoRyans

The Savior of Cal’s Dumpster Fire!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

@michaelschwab13 Great hire!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

Well folks it’s been a ride….. and Ole Cal and Nick can kiss my ass and pay me my millions to sit on my ass at home and I can enjoy my retirement!!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

I do what I want!!!!! See my playing for the tie in week 1 kept us from having the worst record in the NFL!!!!

[Ross Tucker @RossTuckerNFL]

What if Lovie Smith thinks he’s going to get fired anyway so he disobeys the Code Red and wins the game on Sunday?

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

Well, I played Santa today and led our team to victory…..hell I may even keep my job if I keep coaching at such a high level!!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

Holy sheep shit, we’re not sucking donkey balls today!!!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

@McClain_on_NFL Name the last very successful Alabama or Ohio State QB……and AJ McCarron’s girlfriend doesn’t count.

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

@MattfromKC Singer Sting pays Wrestler Sting $1 a year to use the name Sting!!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

Free at last! Free at last! Thank god almighty we fired that fraud @JackEasterby at last!!!!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

I feel like I spent 3 hours making out with my cousin today….

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

Well…..at least we didn’t lose!!!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

Son of a bitch!!!!!!! Time for on last good drive to win this!!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

Dear god don’t let us mess this game up!!!!!!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

Paperwork…lots and lots of paperwork…

[KPRC 2 Sports @KPRC2SPORTS]

The Texans re-signed veteran wide receiver Chris Conley to the practice squad Monday morning after releasing him twice last week.
https://t.co/YWR1FCWV1W

#NFL
#HoustonTexans
#KPRC2
@AaronWilson_NFL

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

That’s the first time anyone called my boy Roy “undersized”

[KPRC 2 Sports @KPRC2SPORTS]

Roy Lopez’s ascent makes him a role model for younger players like Kurt Hinish, wrote @AaronWilson_NFL.

“Roy is a bad dude," said Hinish. "Kind of the same as me, an undersized guy. Like I said, we’re going to show up, punch you in the mouth every play.”
https://t.co/ihZWBpslyV

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

Depending on you to help keep the giraffe upright and safe this year!!!!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

@ClintStoerner It’s my Cousin Randy Watson and his band Sexual Chocolate!!!

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

And Deshaun said “look guys when she gets close you just pull down your shorts like this!!!!”
#BrownsgonnaBrowns
#nfl #goodriddance #DeshaunWatson
#superfreak
#ruiningthenextcollegeclass

[MoreForYouCleveland @MoreForYou_CLE]

In other news, #Browns QB Deshaun Watson is currently in Austin TX training with Justin Fields, CJ Stroud and Malik Willis (via Bryan Burney)

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

You bought it and then you broke it….tough shit….. you get nothing back, show me one case in NFL history that this could apply to. You did “Due Diligence” and now you are stuck with him, sucks for your salary cap.
#BrownsGonnaBrowns
#HappyEndings

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

Well good thing it wasn’t a full squad of 22…..or even 23……

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

HE APPEARS DISTRACTED

[NotDeMecoRyans @LovieSmthsBeard]

From one Coach to another…..Nick your are full of sh*t.

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

walking back on that response, I see