Local Cryptid

Semi-NSFW Account. Hunting for a short busty GF to love on and take on cute dates. You can trust a Cryptid you know.

**DISCLAIMER: I do not buy content.**

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

I think I gotta have a drunk #Overwatch night honestly. Just be straight trashed and go wade out into those QP waters. No longer am I considerate and flex, no longer do I care about offering the team good options into their comp.

I will be wild and free, and the hottest trash you've ever seen. We'll return to your regularly scheduled NSFW and short busty gf chasing tomorrow.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

I will say despite feeling like I kinda playing #Overwatch because I don't really have much else to do. It does feel good to play Ram in the currently quickplay vibes of people running around as D.Mon. Usually with a Rein it feels. Makes me take the healing in vortex major for once as it just lets me brawl much easier.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

You know I'm really at a loss for what I want to play when I'm sitting here thinking about OW quickplay to just see what the night hands me.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

Each day we get further into fall the more and more I look harder to find the short busty GF that I can take on cute dates. Find a nice spot in the woods to prep ahead of time so she can have a good spot to do various rituals and spells beneath the chilled fall night. Her favorite blanket to wrap up with my stuff so she can be all snuggled up and warm on the way back to the car and home.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

Once again, I am perched on the porcelain throne and the vile tuxedoed beast appears before me. It seeks an audience with the King here.

"By what merit doth thou intrude upon my court you regrettable feline?", I implore of the creature as it curls to a small ball before me.

It does not speak, as it never does, nor does it even dare return my gaze. I am haunted by it's silent visage not knowing if it is here to bless or curse my name.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

I find myself out here a lot at night lately just watching the stars. It doesn't offer answers or quell any thoughts, but I can just exist, in this moment.

I can't tell if it's wrong to pause like this or not, but still here I am. I'm letting this moment out into the void where maybe like 3 or 4 people will ever see it existed.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

@aliceesweett I need a Hero - Bonnie Tyler. Especially during the Shrek 2 scene.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

@Mcsloth919 The silk is lovely, I will however need to hear Chloe's testimonial, I love a good unpaid pet extra's opinions. Good insight you know.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

It is with great amusement I look down upon the tuxedo furred beast from my porcelain throne.

"You cannot operate those shower doors beast!", I bellow forth to him. He is a cat and does not understand my proclamation, and paws lightly at the sliding glass shower doors still.

Laughter fills me chest, ignited it the frivality of the attempt. Betwixt my laughter I do not see a silent tear roll down his meager furry cheek.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

@pervymelon It's one of those: "You're so pretty when you're being such a slut, such a good girl giving into who she is and taking it eagerly."

Before you wrap your fingers around their throat and draw them in for a loving forehead kiss to seal it.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

Call me crazy. It is so refreshing on these later summer early fall days where it was a touch warm or humid and you go out at night. It's 3:45 in the morning, it's like 60 degrees with a decent breeze / wind, and I'm in nothing but boxer briefs.

I'm out here walking my furry little man and feeling like I'm in the most refreshing pool of water.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

We flip it back to the #nsfwtwt side again. What I really need right now is the shorty busty gf to sit on it in my lap. I bounce her on it a bit as I pet / play with her hair. Praising her and telling her how she's a good girl for all the faces and noises she's making. Giving her forehead soft kisses as I feel her clenching.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

No matter who my partner ends up being, I really can't wait til I can plan a marriage proposal using her main interest or hobby. I have always wanted to do a very romantic and personalized wedding proposal. (Unless she is very against a big proposal. At which point we respect those wishes.)

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

The current slate of things I need to make happen.
- Get an outfit ready for Ren Faire.
- Finish Bleach Cosplay stuff.
- Find the short busty gf to take on autumn / Halloween dates.
- Get my next tattoo design hammered out.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

@RabbitCordials Don't let your dreams be dreams. Reach out and attain that desert goal!

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

I really wish the new Resident Evil movie hadn't been called a Resident Evil movie. If it had just been a monster movie I probably would have enjoyed it far more.

I say this because the Easter eggs were nice, some moments felt very RE, but you keep getting ripped away from it by the movie being a comedy in a monster movie mask. So much of the movie just feels like here is more humor. We haven't had a joke in a moment? Here ya go new joke.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

Back out again tonight just enjoying a bit of a fire. Late summer into fall nights are very enjoyable.

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

@RabbitCordials Sonic, the latinas, they love the red streaks...

[Local Cryptid @LovingCryptid]

Really loving the night. Something about the night is just majestic.