Anne

God’s green earth hates pollution. Take the bus & stop to smell the roses. 🌷😸 plant mom, cat mom & …god mom 🙄

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

They said by my age I’d have a husband or kids. I chose orchids!

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@MetrolinkAV Please tell me you’re joking

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

Fresh & frisky as a colt today!

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

Me at the ATM withdrawing from my $25 balance

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Me threatening that bald spot in the back of my head not to get any bigger

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

No matter what we order at a restaurant, my godson’s munchausen by proxy always flares up & he gets real forky

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

In the next 74 Fridays we’ll have had 2 halloweens!!!

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@myBurbankNEWS Are we sure it wasn’t a… SOCK LOBSTA?!

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@myBurbankNEWS The suspect? Or the falling loss prevention officer?

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

Accidentally got tickets to Post Limón

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

C’mon, be a serious goose for once in your life

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@BigBobBourbon Oh please. She’s such a princess.

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

My friend jasmine just called me & said the guy she started dating turned out to actually be a street rat!

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@MetrolinkRIV Now THATS a track!

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@GuyFieri @FoodNetwork 🤞for some sort of pudding challenge

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@nytimes Idk if I buy it. Some people just look like the type to commit certain crimes & his face fits this one

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@BleacherReport @FOX29philly I drive that same van!

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@NickPretzel @myBurbankNEWS Looks like a blazer

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

Carpet bomb all the recipe websites that tell a story

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@gofooji What do we # for this giveaway?

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@gofooji I’m a fan of free stuff, which this my sweet child, ain’t

[Anne @Loving_Lavender]

@gofooji Whatever you’re offering!