sara valenzuela

Hell is hot. Don't be a thot.

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

For someone who calls himself catholic he sure isn't acting it. What ever happened to loving your neighbor as yourself?
@GalacticRome

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

Strong words coming from someone who has this as their bio "Be nice to people if you want to be treated nicely"

Seems to me like you're just bitter people are happier than you.

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

Oh great. The next plague of the apocalypse. 🙄

So happy for you nerds and im glad I got to be a part of this special moment

[Brandito @CaptainVatican]

On the Feast of the Holy Rosary, I asked my best friend to spend a decade (and more!) with me.

And yes. I did propose with a pun. 😉

I love you, @Bridesheads!

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

So when we storm #area51 and steal our aliens we are going to go directly to church after and baptize them as Pope Francis intended. Right?

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

Big yeet my dude

[Brandito @CaptainVatican]

lowkey looking at getting my first tattoo before the end of the summer 🤔

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

People are not trash. And you dont magically become "fixed" just because you join religious life. This kind of 'advice' is what scares people away from Catholicism.

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

The Sacraments don't deserve to be turned into a recruiting tool by FOCUS :^) https://t.co/n301LViWmj

[Josh Canning @CatholicJosh]

“The sacraments weren’t given to you to get you to heaven. The sacraments were given to you to help you get as many people as possible to heaven!” -Curtis Martin of @FOCUScatholic #NESummit18

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

https://t.co/OXYxRLz4Si https://t.co/n301LViWmj

[Josh Canning @CatholicJosh]

“The sacraments weren’t given to you to get you to heaven. The sacraments were given to you to help you get as many people as possible to heaven!” -Curtis Martin of @FOCUScatholic #NESummit18

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

If my body is a temple I should be exempt from paying taxes. #TaxDay #taxseason #taxes

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

https://t.co/eo80AQfVrb #itsfriday #butsundaysacomin #goodfriday

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

How is it that I walk into Best Buy for a new laptop charger and then walk out with a new tablet... #welp theregoesmypaycheck

[Brandito @CaptainVatican]

Good morning to everyone except those "pro-lifers" making 9/11 about abortion.

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

#stopthechant2k17 yes I love Jesus. But I'm not going to be obnoxious about it #cityofsaints

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

@TGrumbach

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

"Through the intercession of St. John Paul II may the dodgers win" - @ArchbishopGomez #cityofsaints

[Prude Catholic @PrudeCatholic]

You're Welcome": Pride is a sin, so is idolatry. 2/10. #GoToMass

[Prude Catholic @PrudeCatholic]

"That's What I Like": Strawberry champagne but not the Blood of Christ? 5/10. #GoToMass

[Prude Catholic @PrudeCatholic]

"Thnks fr the Mmrs": Just wanted to share this great song. Say a prayer and let the good times roll. 10/10. #GoToMass

[Prude Catholic @PrudeCatholic]

"Bon Appétit": The only meal I'm hungry for is the Bread of Life - the Eucharist. Repent of your unchaste decisions. 0/10. Please, #GoToMass

[sara valenzuela @LowBudgetMulan]

You would not believe your lik The return of @PrudeCatholic #gotomass