Chris (Low Ceilings)

I just want to enjoy the Bills

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

Take care of each other.

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

@hillyon It’s all this site is anymore

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

Corporate jobs suck so hard

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

Why I don’t trust my coworkers

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

He's so close...

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

Perfect throw

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

My new crusade is that screens are the most overrated play in football.

Screens avg’d negative EPA/play across the league in 2025 (SIS)

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

The Eagles have now called 18 screen plays this season.

They have totaled -2 yards on those plays (TruMedia).

[Anthony Cover 1 @Pro__Ant]

Out of 90 qualifying WRs with at least 100 routes run, Keon Coleman is 1st in EPA per target at 1.07 and 1st in targeted success rate at 70.8%

[Del Reid 🦬 @DelReid]

14 years of 26 Shirts 🥹

What a ride. Let’s keep it rolling, Buffalo. I love you

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

@DFauxy I agree but that just now was also nice read and react

Like a reverse jinx

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

@mintoninnova Yeah that’s what “in part” is for

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

Mike Tomlin just picked the Seahawks in part bc “their defense has a nickname” (I am not lying).

Mark it down as 7 wks. It took NBC 7 wks to Jason Garrettify Mike Tomlin.

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

@BruceExclusive @JKDawsey He’d be a great fit for Indy imo

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

S1 of True Detective is all time
Chernobyl
Deadwood

But there is another that is wild, provocative, heartbreaking, & yet somehow reassuring the sometimes weird power of love

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Besides THE WIRE, THE SOPRANOS and GAME OF THRONES, what’s one HBO series everyone needs to watch at least once?

Looking for those underrated gems and all-time greats that deserve to be in the conversation.

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

@NFL_DougFarrar What you saying about Juwan’s brother?

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

Coma someone please explain the Texans to me?

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

Where’s this version of Arch been?

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

@NanduriNFL Appears they don’t know either

[James Foster @NoFlagsFilm]

The LaNorris Sellers cycle

[Hänsel @UberHansen]

In 2025 from the Wildcard to the Conference Championship Drake Maye posted an EPA of -0.055.

The Patriots went 3-0 in those games.

[Chris (Low Ceilings) @LowBuffa]

I hope to reach a place where my empathy is toxic, contagious, & irreversible.