gnom℮

steppin on a beat

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

tonigh had me feeling like tac nayn

[Pokémon Daily Post💤 @PokeDailyPost]

🫶

[peregrine. @reubenwvw]

just paid £12.99 for mubi again

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

Pre gaming big Tesco by going to little Tesco immediately beforehand

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

They're killing me at work tomorrow

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

They actually must've slimed out the guys who made worms that eat microplastics. Where is he man

[JoëlMatipFanClub @jmatipfanclub]

You’re just blatantly not me nan

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

@elizofbeth Particle

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

The minions never opened Pandora's box and that's why they are perfect immortal beings without sin. Without flaws or sickness. They follow the most "evil" being because they see capriciousness as close to godliness

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

@joodle_doodle If we charge admissions for the wedding we could chip away at it a bit

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

Anyone want to give me £628 for no particular reason

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

@elizofbeth Genuinely sad

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

Old himbo colleague posting Andrew Tate on his story at 3am... Rip bro 💔🥀

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

Taking back my life (actually going out and doing something before I have to go to work)

[mr pither @elizofbeth]

Who remembers #loveyoutoo

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

i was selling my body on the jeremy renner app

[mr pither @elizofbeth]

New joke:

Why did nicky cross the road?

A: to get to dorothy perkins

Like is you laughed 😊🤪and smiled💟

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

I was playing talking heads on touchtunes last night and got skipped halfway through the third song even though no one else was queueing music #theyhateme

[gnom℮ @LowFlyingClouds]

@elizofbeth We're goin up up up