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[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

BREAKING: FUJIN TAKES OUT KUSOGE IN THE FT5 IN ORDER TO CRACK THE ANBU GATES. THE TODDLER VIDEO GAME BEEF HAS BEEN SETTLED!

#DeadOrAlive #DOA6 #PlayMoreDOA

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

@Shiun_X We know, but we didn't have anything to clip.

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

BREAKING: Fujin just took the DOA Prodigy MCD out of the XFS tournament with a CONVINCING 2-0! AND THE HOLD ON THE BREAK BLOW FOR THE EXTRA DISRESPECT.

Is Fujin actually him? More at 6 when he loses the rest of the tournament.

#DOA6 #PlayMoreDOA #DeadOrAlive

[Hoodless @…somewhere @ihoodless]

Another great year at ComboBreaker. First off.. 48 players this year that’s double from last year. Really happy for that. Great matches doing pools so you’ll see those soon. Good ass top 4. @Flamefalco3 we all see the level up and we are proud of you.

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

Dead Or Alive 6 is that ex that swears she'll change if you wait for her, but never does and you continue to stay miserable.

#DOA

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

BREAKING: The #DeadOrAlive community in talks about a petition to send every member of Koei Tecmo to an insane asylum as they have officially lost their damn minds.

In the absence of the current CEO, the company will be ran by Curious George until further notice.

[KOEI TECMO AMERICA @KoeiTecmoUS]

Mai Shiranui and Kula Diamond join DEAD OR ALIVE 6 Last Round as SNK collab DLC, alongside the visually enhanced stage LOST PARADISE "Oboro".

Launches June 25, 2026 on PlayStation®5, Xbox Series X|S, and Windows PC via Steam®.

#DOA6LR

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

This company sucks sometimes. Thanks Team Ninja for listening to your community.

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

BREAKING: @TeamNINJAStudio JUST ANNOUNCED THE SAME EXACT GAME AS DEAD OF ALIVE 6 AND WITH REMASTERED LIGHTING.

YOU PAID FOR THE ENTIRE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE OF IT FOR THIS NEXT MONTH

Stay tuned for more announcements about 2019 #DeadOrAlive6 in 2026

#DeadOrAlive

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

#DeadOrAlive series producer Yosuke Hayashi announced this morning that his outfit of choice to take the stage at EVO Japan will be a denim bikini.

Reporters are shocked but extremely interested in this very Floridian outfit design choice.

#PlayMoreDOA #DOA6

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

BREAKING: After LHN workers volunteered to help @TheFGCentel clean their room, we ended up successfully helping them find the password to their account. Hopefully they keep their room clean this time 👀

Welcome back gentlemen 🤝🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

BREAKING: Professional #DeadOrAlive player and DOA6 World Champion @ihoodless 's du-rag spotted boarding the plane to its own first class seat on the way to Evo Japan.

Rumors have surfaced proving that he keeps all of his thoughts inside of there.

#DOA #EvoJapan2026

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

New leaks have surfaced confirming the new #DeadOrAlive story mode for 6LR will be a 5 chapter pop-up book story, where you have to imagine all of the fighting.

Sources say that you are allowed to bring your own pillow and blanket to the story mode now.

#DOA6

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

@VibezDante currently under investigation by Abstergo for allegations brought to them about him actually being the first prototype of fighting game AI.

"He's literally just ChatGPT with skin" the community said to LHN reporters.

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

BREAKING: DOA6 players petitioning to ban every single stage in DOA6LR because of the unbalanced hazards. 👀

Tournaments will be hosted and through the main menu ONLY, with both players roleplaying their moves in a voice chat.

More on this in the future.

#DeadOrAlive

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

@SoSickNashfan COMING IN CLUTCH WITH THE CLEAN 0-2 🔥🔥🔥🔥

h/t @ZakkuRye

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

During a press conference when @ZakkuRye was asked by reporters about the current state of the Ninja Trials, his only response for 2 hours straight was:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid y'know?"

More at 6 when we hear the rest of the sentence.

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

@ZakkuRye We're here for you 🤙🏽🔥

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

@BlackberryNE currently in talks with Ned Lamont, the governor of Connecticut about picking up and moving the state closer to the Midwest after the heartbreaking loss to Hades in the Ninja Trials.

h/t: @ZakkuRye

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

Dead Or Alive professional players in talks with Team Ninja about banning the Throwdown stage in tournaments due to the performance anxiety caused by several NPCs on the stage looking at them. 👀💔

[DOA Centel @LowHoldNetwork]

BREAKING: SinfulCrystal taking an indefinite hiatus from competitive play due to their S button failing to properly operate. "I can't break blow, I'm done." They said.