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Florida expat. Founder of fundies. Hardstuck Celestial 3 in Marvel Rivals

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The Caucasian folks at my theater laughed way too ugly and hard constantly during the nathan fielder movie. It was insane.

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@DickBohn Are you able to explain why the needs of 1 (one) supersede the needs of the many?

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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

M2K is banned from all Colorado Smash events

We believe this is the best choice in order to protect our local scene

We may lift the ban once we can be assured the issue is resolved. Dr's note highly preferred. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Smash Melee legend Mew2King has been informed he will not be able to attend a tournament amid fears he could spread bed bugs

He had posted online about suffering from persistent insect bites which sparked concern among other attendees

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Hey guys, just a quick update.

I've been searching high and low through any legal resource I can get my hands on. I'm trying to find a law that says they HAVE to let people play at Melee tournaments, or else.

So far, I can't find such statute. I'll keep trying though

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Folks, new information indicates the infestation is not from bed bugs, but rather fleas.

⚠️ THIS IS WORSE ⚠️

Bed bugs are not considered disease-carrying organisms. It is the exact opposite with fleas...

Fleas are indeed vectors of pathogen transmission. This is very alarming.

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@meatballsal Guiding you on basic grammar is an insult?

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@meatballsal Ok. So I'm supposed to answer to you even though you don't grasp basic rules about your language? Or how to avoid run-on sentences? Punctuation?

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@meatballsal The correct way to say that is "could have" or "could've"

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@PlayerEssence Announcing it publicly spreads the message, allowing my local scene to be at ease and reassured quickly.

I'm prioritizing the needs and safety of the MANY and I will not be bullied or stand for false accusations such as me being responsible for Nintendo cutting us off. Get real.

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@PlayerEssence Nintendo cut off our scene because... I care about public safety as it pertains to my state's scene?

What are you even talking about my g

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@PlayerEssence Ima run that shit by you next time big bro. To make sure it's ok

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@RodoPech Mi entorno local está feliz conmigo, sólo webones como tú se están quejando

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@RodoPech No lo soy cabroncito. Simplemente tomo las decisiones que son difíciles y hago lo mejor para el bienestar de mi comunidad.

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@KMboroma @cheyenne_world Well said

[Nikko @Nikko_ssb]

Tums right now

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@aymorivivi @MVG_Mew2King THE RULES OF SOCIETY

Which include that nobody may be barred from playing Melee at any given private event

😂

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@ThinkItOverPal Whatever the word "worse" needs to mean for you to be right, nobody cares. Knock yourself out. He is banned no matter what you say.

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@aymorivivi @MVG_Mew2King Consult with a lawyer about barring someone's entry from a private event? What right to play Melee does he have? I have a responsibility to my community.

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@ThinkItOverPal They're scientifically wrong, I already stated as much, and I don't have to keep repeating myself. The information is there for those with eyes to see

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@Smarpy On all participants presenting an absurd amount of welts/open wounds/scabs indicating a bug infestation? Yeah probably

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@BadBatLax