Mike Murphy

Fantasy Sports Enthusiast. Baba Booey to y'all!

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@sunnewstamil Really @sunnewstamil ?

[பிரியகுமரன் @kumaranofficia]

AI ஆக இருந்தாலும் நல்லாயிருக்கு..😂😂😂
#கூத்தாடி...

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@DoorDash_Help care to respond?

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@DoorDash_Help Platinum Dasher | ~4,000 orders | 10 months | Top ratings. Peak dinner hour, designated hotspot - I waited and got a low-value order. Two other dashers walked out with large orders immediately after. If assignment is truly system-generated and unbiased, WTH! 🙄

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@Pokkiri_Victor Romba Pramadham 👏 adadada summa enna maari pandhadurapla 🤣🤦‍♂️

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

🔥

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@DrSharmila15 Andha pen’a veche andha tharkuri naaya potu thallanum. Tharuthiram! 🤦‍♂️ TN’ku vandha saavu kedu!

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@ElijahSchaffer Ignorant cry baby 😂

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

"Earlier this year I got a letter from the State of Minnesota saying I owed $200 in state taxes."

"I called them immediately worried they would think I was trying to commit tax fraud."

"You mean to tell me this whole time there are people (Somalians) who were scamming Minnesota tax payers out of $2B?"

"Buying houses and cars?"

"We gotta lock in because this is f*cking crazy!"

[Wide Awake Media @wideawake_media]

"Somebody please explain this to me."

"How is it that after switching to LED lights and solar panels and wind farms... our electric bills keep going up?"

"None of this is about the environment. It's about control over your wallet, over your energy use, over your behaviours." 🎯

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

My experiences with @Uber and @DoorDash couldn’t be more different. @DoorDash, you’ve been a lifesaver — please keep doing what you’re doing! 🙏

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

Except when you are deactivated and there are no reasons given, there’s no will. I was just told that I breached some community guidelines. I know I messed up when I lost my temper with the customer support personnel. Humans err but there’s at least one chance given to mend ways

[Uber @Uber]

Uber. Where there’s a will, we’re on our way.

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@rishibagree 🤦‍♂️it’s an effing joke!

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@Mappy6984 “Are you banging her” 😂🤦‍♂️ some rizz!

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@LauraRutledge Oh yeah happy now! 😉

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@Kamal_For_Life Epic scene! Although I wonder in which parts they wear the thundu like the dupatta lol

[Rania @umyaznemo]

One of the dumbest and most redundant questions ever!

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@vijaytelevision

Please help save my favorite show #CookWithComali
#Season6

Ban this idiot #SunithaGogoi

Yes screw it if it means #CancelCulture

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@PunjabKingsIPL Haha great question to a first year IPL player. Dumb shit 🤦‍♂️

[Mike Murphy @LowPitchMike]

@galattadotcom @officialdushara @chiyaan Ivalukku vandha vazhvu. 🤦‍♂️

And they keep giving her props for her acting chops. I haven’t seen any.